When I was designing this site in my head, one thing I knew I wanted were graphics inspired by some of the more random toys I loved as a child. Hence the first “On the Menu” figure, Weed Killer. From time to time I’ll be posting a review/memoir about each character found on the site’s graphics (incidentally, watch for two brand-new graphics coming at the end of the month).

Today’s OTM is a fellow that many of you have mentioned in your comments: Soaron Sky Sentry, the pterodactyl-like robot-man and official PGPoA enforcer who orders you to post a comment.

From his original packaging:

Soaron Sky Sentry
Date: 8.31.2172

Full Name: Soaron 71852 – Sky Sentry (Prototype)
Classification: Warlord – Class 1A/Aerial Unit
Program: Primary Function: Execute orders of Lord Dread without fail. 2nd Function: Provide Air Surveillance for Volcania and the Empire.
Characteristics: Highly intelligent… Merciless…Moves with lightning speed and is unstoppable when airborn.
Known Weakness: Underestimates human strategy and endurance capacity…Subject is weaker when grounded. Lure to ground whenever possible.
Special Tactical Weapon: Digitizer Staff.
Military Insignia: Sky Sentry Symbol.
Current Status: The first “Warlord” Bio Dread…self-replication enables it to replace/repair any damaged parts in battle…A one-of-a-kind unit.
Warning: Capable of destroying small cities…engage in battle only when unavoidable…artificially intelligent – can “think” during battle.

Now, none of that means anything to me, but I thought I’d throw it up there for those of you for whom it does. The packaging also states that Soaron is the “Bio Dread Sky Assault Warlord,” which sounds like the title of an anim