Comments on: Ten Things About Life I Learned from Hellboy

By: Esbat

Esbat — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:47:10 +0000

… pamcakes are spelled with an 'm', dammit.

By: plain_sliced

plain_sliced — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:37:17 +0000

…it sucks to be a human in an all super power team because you'll be the first and only one to die a horrific death.

…resurrected bodies are cranky.

…all villians are required to have hot girlfriends.

…little kids are qualified to counsel big red demons about relationships.

By: plain_sliced

plain_sliced — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:33:47 +0000

…cigars taste better if lit by wood matches.

…pyscho ninja nazi assasins can live decades, but can't pick up today's music.

…the way glasses make a person look smart, having david hyde pierce do voice over makes aquatic people seem smart.

…it always rains during funerals, and black umbrellas are a hot comodity.

By: plain_sliced

plain_sliced — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:03:06 +0000

….the smoking hot girl always ends up with the main star of the show, reguardless if they are not human.

….secret goverment agencies have deep pockets not just for fancy gadgets, but for fashion trendy threads.

….even of the world hangs on the balance, all other superheroes hang back and allow the specific movie's hero save the world.

….good guy demons love cats.

….good guy demons can save the world from extra-dimensional space monsters, but can't express their emotions on a piece of paper.

….all good demons love chocolate.

By: Red Kryptonite

Red Kryptonite — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:20:46 +0000

Ha, AWESOME. I'm adopting item #10 and imagining pummeling my anonymous laptop-stealer with a red rock hand to the tune of that Nick Cave song. How sweet it is.