In keeping with this week’s theme, please to enjoy these nuggets of vernacular wisdom from the demon defender of diabolical descent.
#5
Fox: You carry the Sword of Storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.
Hellboy: Sure…’Cause that’s just so much to absorb all at once.
–Hellboy: Sword of Storms (click here to buy via Amazon)
#4
–Hellboy: The Island (click here to buy via Amazon)
#3
–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)
#2
(To a monster) “Hey, Stinky! Kitchen’s closed. Whatcha having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man…you’re gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out. “
–Hellboy (click here to buy via Amazon)
#1
(To Hecate) “Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, ’cause you’re a major mythological figure–but now you’ve just gone nuts!”
–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)
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D'oh! –thanks. Fixed.
What about:
"Is that a monkey?"
"HE'S GOT A GUN!"
…might be more a visual punchline, now that I think about it.
Hey, thanks for linking to the "Stunted Man-nerd" piece; I hadn't realized you did so until Paul pointed it out to me.
Cheers,
-Monte
@Monte–My pleasure!
Man, you forget the most priceless Hellboy line of them all:
"Oh crap."
- Hellboy