Top Five Hellboy one-liners

In keeping with this week’s theme, please to enjoy these nuggets of vernacular wisdom from the demon defender of diabolical descent.

#5

Fox: You carry the Sword of Storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.

Hellboy: Sure…’Cause that’s just so much to absorb all at once.

–Hellboy: Sword of Storms (click here to buy via Amazon)

#4

–Hellboy: The Island (click here to buy via Amazon)

#3

–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)

#2

(To a monster) “Hey, Stinky! Kitchen’s closed. Whatcha having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man…you’re gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out. “

–Hellboy (click here to buy via Amazon)

#1

(To Hecate) “Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, ’cause you’re a major mythological figure–but now you’ve just gone nuts!”

–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)

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Posted: July 10, 2008 in Blog

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This item has 6 comments (now closed):

  1. Pete

    07.10.2008 11.52

    Links are broken.

  2. Poe

    07.10.2008 12.52

    D’oh! –thanks. Fixed.

  3. Red Kryptonite

    07.10.2008 22.12

    What about:

    “Is that a monkey?”
    “HE’S GOT A GUN!”

    …might be more a visual punchline, now that I think about it.

  4. Monte

    07.11.2008 0.54

    Hey, thanks for linking to the “Stunted Man-nerd” piece; I hadn’t realized you did so until Paul pointed it out to me.

    Cheers,

    -Monte

  5. Poe

    07.11.2008 8.17

    @Monte–My pleasure!

  6. orionpax636

    07.11.2008 21.29

    Man, you forget the most priceless Hellboy line of them all:

    “Oh crap.”

    - Hellboy

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