Greetings! I am Skeletor, Overlord of Evil!
As the consequence of a plea bargain with the city of Boston regarding an undisclosed case, I have been assigned as the resident agony uncle for this miserable website. I will answer any and all questions you may have regarding life, love, happiness, summoning the Elder One Sh’Gora, and so forth. [EDIT: I have just been informed that I cannot tell you how to summon Sh’Gora. I apologise for this disappointing lie I told.]
Please post any questions you have for me in the comments below, and every Thursday I will answer as many as I must to meet my weekly quota as defined in the terms of the settlement. (That’s the last time I let Beast Man serve as my lawyer.) You may also email me if you wish to conceal the depth of your shameful ignorance from others.