Oh where too start….
they should have given him an orange striped shirt
Screw him and the horse he rode out on…….
I've never noticed Matty looks so condescending.
Mattycollector could make a mint by offering a Matty doll that has velcro so you could rip off and reattach his limbs and head at will.
Where is the requisite photoshopped horns and tail?
Oh c'mon…horns and a tail? That would just be gauche. 😉
@misterbigbo: I posted like 2 months ago that on the next Mattel Q&A Poe should ask "What the hell is Matty smirking at?" Also why he looks like Jim J. Bullock.
Oh man… I almost punched him… Er my computer screen. For GLEEK you bastard!!
So, what do we call him, Fatty?
Why does he always look so smug?
I'm sure he's thinking- now, home many more MOTU art books do I need to prop up my statue…. That's what I think anyway. And to think I wanted to start collecting toys again. Not so sure with him around!
Darn how many more* haha sorry about that. Was that scalping bit with the art books ever confirmed by the way?
I never heard confirmation on the art book scalping but I've talked to a few different people now who were there and feel something fishy was going on.
How many Cons before the guy playing Matty gets kicked in the junk? I'm putting the over-under at 1.5.
We should start a "pencil campaign" and send Mattel erasers or something really dumb (aside from flaming bags of poo)
dude, i'm offering a fifteen dollar bounty to anyone who nancy kerrigans that mascot at his next appearance!
Wait, DR, do you want them to Nancy Kerrigan Faker Matty or regular Matty?
I wonder, since he's the new scapegoat, will they bring the Faker Matty head to the next convention? And will he still have his "Don't go to Matty.com" sign??
I think, given the fact that Mattel now makes Ghostbusters figures, the best thing we could call him is Dickless.
Can't wait a year from now, Mattel stops making this stuff? Then what? Hey, I can always buy Marvel GI Blow Joes right?
Never can have too much or too little of a good thing, can we?
After I bought a Gleekless WT set. I feigned rage and roared at the guys at the Mattel counter "Hey! Where's my Gleek???"
They pointed at Matty and said "Go talk to Matty."
I said "I'm going to kick Matty's ass!!"
We all had a good laugh…
F@kcing sonova sh!t head bastard… that picture bring the hell out of me….
I don't think I've ever had so many comments on an It Figures, and all I did was Photoshop Matty's face blue.
You photoshopped this? Do pictures not exist of the evil Matty?
(Asks the guy too lazy to look).
I just took this to mean that he's "blue in the face" as in "low in spirits" or "melancholy". Of course it works on a second level with the Faker comparison too I guess! 😉
Is there a "real" Faker Matty, i.e. blue Matty mascot, who shows up at the panels…?
I have a vague memory of something like that, didn't they have "Faker" Matty come out during the panel at the NYCC earlier this year?
the matty mascot, real matty or faker matty, stands for the utter corruption of the human spirit and all that is blightful, spiteful and wrong w/ the universe… BURN HIM!!!!!
There is a real Faker Matty.
He disrupted the SDCC 2008 MOTU Panel.
Parry Game Preserve had some photos:
I thought he showed up at NYCC too, but I'm not sure.
Check out the fantastic customer service Matty is giving over at Facebook, 'his' (I place it in inverted commas as when I got an update on my FB page it said 'Matty hass updated HER post') reply is pricless.
So you're stiffing me and being sarcastic to me now, thanks a ton Matty.
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