Toy Aisle Trolls > Infinite Zeroes

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

Poester PJR sends this one in. Found at a Walmart.

Is Bizarro really common enough he’s worth swapping for a regular Superman, or is this guy just an idiot?

Karmic Payback: The perpetrator is forced to move out of his mother’s basement because her booming prostitution business needs the space.

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  • I'm starting to think people are doing this simply for the lulz. Why else go to the trouble of painting Wonder Girl's hair black? Actually, I'm not even sure that's Wonder Girl's head — that looks like it might be a headswap with a JLU figure.

    Figure-swapping must be the hottest new sport among douchebag collectors.

  • Not that I condone this sort of thing, but Mattel is practically begging for this sort of thing with their wonky packouts. I'm surprised they took the Wonder Woman, considering how easy she was to get.

  • Why can't we get Maxwell Lord, O.M.A.C.s, Bizarro, and Wonder Girl in the DCUC? Why all this love for this crappy excuse for a line?

  • I like how it's called a "Gift Pack"–makes it sounds all warm and fuzzy, like something a grandparent would buy their grandchild. Then you realize what Maxwell Lord did and his eventual confrontation with Wonder Woman, and…oh dear.

  • This Karmic Payback might be my favorite yet…. it was short, sweet, and to the point.

  • I always thought Bizarro was the rare one and Supes was the common one? I've only ever seen Bizarro in a three pack as a Supes variant.

  • This guys punishment should be he has to KEEP collecting DCIC…horrible figures…

    hey i have a picture of a figure swap how do i submit it poe?