Toy Aisle Trolls > Robin Walmart

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

The new DCUC Walmart 2-packs are just starting to hit stores, and the trolls aren’t wasting any time proving their worthlessness to society. TBM sends along this sample of their criminal acts (which always seem especially disheartening when perpetrated on superhero toys).

Personally I prefer the red/black Robin. In any event, may this jackhole die of gonorrhea and rot in hell, etc. etc.

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  • The troll finally meets a DC character named Bueno Excellente who visits him every night.

  • I always love these feaures, and I hope the trolls read them as well. I also hope that all of the paint come off of this d-bag's new figure.

  • I was going to email in a similar pic of a swap that I found in East Peoria, IL yesterday morning. I'd have snagged the set with the more traditionally-colored Robin.

    Of course this is the same Walmart where the same guy swaps out Super Hero Showdown figures for Marvel Universe.

    Jerk!

  • I prefer a Robin with some green on his uni. I've heard of various DC Direct Robins winding up in returned packages as well.

  • Swiping a Robin figure?

    I feel that a crowbar related death at the hands of the Joker is necessary….

  • I like both versions (though i agree, robin looks odd with no green.. but I like the nod to the cartoon, which will always be the greatest version of batman ever)

    its not the worst trade out there… essentially he just swapped paint jobs..

    I still want this 2 pack though.. I hope it goes on-line.. I hate NY's lack of wal-marts sometimes