Review > Voltromas, the Thomas the Tank Engine Transformer

This review is best read while listening to Crablouse by Lords of Acid. When Doc Thomas isn’t cruising around town and givin’ bitches the old “what for,” he spends a lot of time online, and sometimes he comes across brilliant gems like this. Click on that link now. Seriously. Tell me that isn’t the greatest […]

Mer-Man by Baena

I don’t visit Baena’s blog nearly often enough, because I completely missed his beautiful update of the original Mer-Man card art. Imagine if art like this was on the back of all MOTUC packaging? On a related note, you can buy a copy of this lovely Four Horsemen-themed poster, also by Baena, at Store Horsemen.

NA He-Man all but confirmed for MOTUC poster “Arkangel” pointed out something I’d completely missed. The new Bow MOTUC figure doesn’t have boots matching the vintage Bow. Vintage Bow boots: MOTUC Bow boots: Vintage NA He-Man boots: Anyone doubt we’re getting an NA He-Man as a bonus figure down the road now?

Toy Aisle Trolls > Pilot Filch

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT Also, please note: I’m deliberately […]