Bastards of the Universe > “Conan vs. Forager…will not be seen today.”

Perseus has no idea if he's fighting Medusa, a Nav'i, or a Terminator today...


Extra length episode! …for no damn good reason.

I have nothing against Sam Worthington, but man, I don’t need to see him be a scowling buzzcut grumpy badass again anytime soon. And I hate that shield; the old Perseus may have dressed like he was going to a frat party, but his weapons looked nice!

Next time: a special guest star! You’ll never guess, don’t even try, but you will recognize him when you see him…

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  • yup, the new sheild is mondo gay. it kinda of looks like a turd hubcap. look close, i think i see a peanut.

    and yes, sam is a suck actor… he's like a macho ed furlong. kinda…

  • The movie was an abomination but the shield is fine,reminds me of the scale shield in Dragon Slayer.

  • w/ the exception that dragons have scales… while giant scorpions have a carapace.

  • Oh,i just said it reminded me of it,as in using an enemy's plating as a weapon,not as a direct interspecies thing.

    Yeah,looking back i remember Perseus ripping through the Scorpion's body making it stupid to use one as a shield,sorry I compared a good shield to a shit shield,haha.

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