Most poison doesn’t work that way: eating a little every day doesn’t build up your immunity, it just lodges in your liver or whatever until it kills you. Well, kills you, Conan’s made of sterner stuff than that.

I think I’ve eaten veal twice in my life, and it might be cruel and inhumane and mean but by gum it’s tasty. I’m not a ‘foodie’ or whatever, but am an unrepentant carnivore. That said, I was thinking about looking for toys and getting Taco Bell for lunch, and that’s barely meat, right? Pretty sure vegans can eat there now…