Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com.
Phil of Battlegrip found this sad sight at Target.
Supposed to look like: This
Problem: Rodian was swapped with…some military dude. Is he G.I. Joe? CORPS?
Karmic payback: The offender accidentally swallows the loose Rodian figure while wolfing down his post-trollage-celebratory Taco Bell dinner, causing an intestinal blockage and resulting in a hospital visit that costs him approximately 150x the price of the toy if he’d just paid for it like a non-worthless member of society.
Monte
He's a Fearless Forces dude… and he can be yours for $2 at Target!
I actually have one of those Fearless Forces figures, just because I was amused that he resembled the pants-shittingly awesome Pursuit of Cobra Jungle Ops Duke.
americanhyena
It does amuse me that Hasbro couldn't come up with a real name for this guy considering how insanely in depth the expanded Star Wars universe is.
"Rodnian Jedi" is just…so plain.
Barbecue17
Looks like the CORPS or Fearless Forces, which is Target's version of the CORPS (or G.I. Joe.) Considering this is a Target exclusive and they sell their Fearless Forces figures individually, it makes sense.
I love the "post trollage celebratory Taco Bell Dinner.