Toy Aisle Trolls > Rodian Deadeye

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT

Phil of Battlegrip found this sad sight at Target.

Supposed to look like: This

Problem: Rodian was swapped with…some military dude. Is he G.I. Joe? CORPS?

Karmic payback: The offender accidentally swallows the loose Rodian figure while wolfing down his post-trollage-celebratory Taco Bell dinner, causing an intestinal blockage and resulting in a hospital visit that costs him approximately 150x the price of the toy if he’d just paid for it like a non-worthless member of society.

3 thoughts on “Toy Aisle Trolls > Rodian Deadeye”

  1. Looks like the CORPS or Fearless Forces, which is Target's version of the CORPS (or G.I. Joe.) Considering this is a Target exclusive and they sell their Fearless Forces figures individually, it makes sense.

    I love the "post trollage celebratory Taco Bell Dinner.

  2. It does amuse me that Hasbro couldn't come up with a real name for this guy considering how insanely in depth the expanded Star Wars universe is.

    "Rodnian Jedi" is just…so plain.

  3. He's a Fearless Forces dude… and he can be yours for $2 at Target!

    I actually have one of those Fearless Forces figures, just because I was amused that he resembled the pants-shittingly awesome Pursuit of Cobra Jungle Ops Duke.

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