Guest Review > The Spirit of Hordak (Masters of the Universe Classics, Mattel) by Hellz Hoardax

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The following is a guest review. The opinions do not necessarily reflect those of Poe Ghostal or the staff of Poeghostal.com.

It’s been a big year for Hordak. Not only did we learn, via the contentious DC one-shot comic “The Origin Of Hordak,” that cosmic enforcer Zodac was (spoiler – see below *), but we found out Hordak’s daughter-by-abduction, the artist formerly known as Force Captain Adora, was the baddest ass of all time, and her name is really Despara – and she loves Daddy so much that she wears a version of his face and kills everybody all the time.

And then, there’s the icing on the cake of contention: The Spirit Of Hordak.

The Spirit Of Hordak (or Ghostdak, as I lovingly refer to him in the privacy of my own lair) is one of the more controversial Masters Of The Universe Classics figures. Unlike previous contenders for the most unpopular figures of the line, like The Mighty Spector or Snake-at-Arms, the gripe most people had with The Spirit Of Hordak had nothing to do with the figure itself.

If, by some bizarre stroke of ironic fate, you’ve been astral-projected somewhere other than planet Earth for the last four months, I’ll briefly explain the deal with Spirit Of Hordak. In an unprecedented move, your pals at Mattycollector decided to attempt bringing back “the thrill of the hunt” to toy collecting by issuing SOH as a surprise chase figure. For an adult collector line who relies on subscription-based and day-of-sale online purchasing, this was no mean feat. They couldn’t just pack one SOH figure in every 78th case and shunt them out into retail stores, close their eyes, and let the games begin. They had to get creative. And that’s when the “fun” of a randomly appearing figure for sale on Mattycollector.com happened. Hijinx ensued.

Thanks to this wonderful Internet machine, the hijinx have been well-documented, analysed, enthused-over and complained about until the Goobles came home. Poe had the story practically as it happened. This is about as much as I need to say about all of that hubbub, or Hordakgate as it is sometimes referred to. (Oddly enough, in a guest review I did on another site, weeks before SOH had happened, I coined the term Hordakgate – completely out of SOH context mind you. Oooh. Spooky!)

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The Spirit Of Hordak, unlike Scareglow (whom for decades it was speculated was literally a ghost of Skeletor), is genuinely supposed to be Hordak’s spirit. Well, he’s an astral projection of Hordak from the dimension of Despondos at least. Hordak is seen like this in the new-ish MOTUC mini-comic “The Origin Of Skeletor” that came with the Club Eternia 2013 exclusive King He-Man.

The bio for SOH is pretty much a summary of that mini-comic.

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While I have previously covered King Randor and Mosquitor right here for Poe Ghostal, SOH was a much tougher figure to review. This is because, for all intents and purposes, we’ve already had this figure, in its entirety, as the regular Hordak. When looking at a Classics figure, there is often a re-use of parts, but SOH is a total re-use of parts. He’s about as re-used as you can get.

There are still people out there losing their mind when they see Trap Jaw’s legs being re-used yet again with various Classics figures, but they have re-used Hordak’s everything for SOH.

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If you have an original MOTUC Hordak figure, then you already kinda have SOH. The only difference is, obviously, that SOH is made out of a translucent red plastic. He has minimal paintwork to speak of: only his dead, red eyes, his arm band and the Horde emblem on his armour are painted. I imagine if you got a poorly-painted SOH that this could be a real deal-breaker, but I have yet to see one like that.

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Unsurprisingly, SOH’s articulation is also identical to the original MOTUC Hordak. On my SOH, the wrist joints are a bit sticky. I don’t know if this has anything to do with the type of plastic used or not.

Speaking of the translucent red plastic, that is really what makes this variant absolutely worthwhile to own. It might just be me, but I love translucent plastic. SOH looks fantastic under lights – you can totally see right through him and make out the ball joints inside his various parts. This aspect of SOH is incredibly fun. It’s his primary selling point. Otherwise, you’re just buying a two-colour Hordak variant.

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His cape is also translucent; even more so, as you can see in the above shot. One issue with the cape I’ve seen on a few SOH figures is some weird, scratchy damage about three quarters up from the bottom on the inside of the cape. However, when comparing it to the original Hordak’s cape, you can see it on that as well. This is obviously a pre-existing issue with the molding of Hordak’s cape that has been carried across to SOH. You know, because they’re the same figure.

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Here’s the other thing with SOH – the infamous white crossbow. Fans of the vintage line will recall that the 1980s Hordak came with a white crossbow. When Hordak returned in the MOTUC line, he did not have a white crossbow. šŸ™ When a MOTUC white Hordak crossbow started turning up as a teaser at conventions, fans speculated that it was for an upcoming Filmation-style Hordak. Alas, it turned out to be for good ol’ Ghostdak. Although why a spirit would need a crossbow at all is LUDACRIS if you ask me.

In summation, if you don’t like the “thrill of the hunt” during your online shopping, translucent plastic or chase variants of figures you already own, Ghostdak is not for you. And given that there are apparently fewer of these guys floating around (at least until they turn up everywhere at BIG LOTS for $1.50) compared to a regular release of a MOTUC figure, perhaps SOH is literally not for you. If you could care less about a Hordak variant but are itching for that white crossbow to make your life complete, then you might as well, right? You only live twice.

I might be biased since I’m fictitiously related to him but, personally, I love him to bits. I make eyes at him daily. What’s not to love? Don’t even wait for him to reappear on the Mattycollector site, go pay a scalper $7000 on Michael eBay right now.

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caption: “I ain’t ‘fraid of no Ghostdak.”

* Highlight to read: Hordak’s brother

Hoardax is an extra-dimensional, plastic overlord who may or may not be real. He claims to be Hordak's brother but this has yet to be proven in a court of law. Or by anyone, really. He lives on Hoard World but spends most of his free time on Facey B where he commands his human assistant to transcribe everything that comes out of his mouth in real time. He has hoarded all sorts of wonderful things over the past 30 years that he'd love to talk to you about, and aside from Poe Ghostal has also contributed content to Doom Kick and Dinosaur Dracula.

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