Greetings–it is I, Skeletor, Overlord of Evil! I couldn’t help but notice the mailbag is a bit thinner this time around. Not that I care, mind you–the less I have to deal with your inanity, the better–but I would think you’d want to do this for yourself. Here’s your chance to probe the incredible brain [...]
It’s time for you to yet again badger me with your incessant questions, most of which will undoubtedly have something to do with my inability to yet capture Castle Grayskull, impugn my reputation, or question my sexual orientation. Nerds…I swear to Procrustus, sometimes… In any event, by all means ply me with your interrogative inanities. [...]
Greetings, it is I, Skeletor, Overlord of Evil! OK, I seem to have this thing worked out. Tri-Klops got me this new laptop and I’m still getting used to it. Anyway, I’ve perused your questions, and while some of them–OK, honestly, most of them–don’t warrant acknowledgment as an expression of cognitive thought, much less a [...]
Greetings! I am Skeletor, Overlord of Evil! As the consequence of a plea bargain with the city of Boston regarding an undisclosed case, I have been assigned as the resident agony uncle for this miserable website. I will answer any and all questions you may have regarding life, love, happiness, summoning the Elder One Sh’Gora, [...]