Review > Hordak (Masters of the Universe Classics)

By 1985, the original Masters of the Universe line was three years old–a pretty long time for a boys’ action figure brand, if not that impressive next to its big sister Barbie. The He-Man cartoon was at its peak and She-Ra was just about to hit. While He-Man and his arch-nemesis Skeletor had already become cultural icons, Mattel decided the skull-headed necromancer might be getting a little long in the tooth. It was time to up the ante against He-Man and his allies–it was time for the Evil Horde.

While Skeletor and his minions were all based on the same two or three body types, Hordak and his Evil Horde benefited heavily from MOTU’s success: all five of the original 1985 Evil Horde figures received brand-new tooling (and except for Hordak, they were all entirely new sculpts). What’s more, the ancillary fiction (the mini-comics and, later, the She-Ra cartoon) established Hordak not only as being more powerful than Skeletor, but as having been Skeletor’s master (or at least mentor) at one point.

Masters of the Universe Classics Hordak arrives as one of the most anticipated figures in the line yet. While he received an impressive “staction” from the Four Horsemen and NECA, this represents the first new Hordak action figure in twenty-four years.

Packaging: I love the retro packaging look of MOTUC, and Hordak is no exception. However, after some recent fan comments regarding the figure’s positioning, I’m paying more attention to how it looks MOC. Hordak’s head is fully visible, and the figure is showcased well. However, the detailed top of his staff is covered up by the MOTUC banner, which is going to disappoint MOC collectors.

Mattel may want to consider moving the banner to the back of the card, rather than the front of the bubble; while this might obscure the banner a bit, it will make sure the figure itself is being showcased, which is what’s really important, after all. These are the actual products, not advertisements for the brand.

The “Evil Horde” sticker is a nice touch and a nostalgic throwback to the original sub-line.

Design & Sculpting: In Mastering the Universe, toy designer Roger Sweet says he came up with Hordak’s head design from a Hollywood witch doctor’s mask. Let’s face it–no matter how much you love him, Skeletor was a rather drab-looking villain, the sort of skeleton-faced evil sorcerer who had graced the covers of paperback fantasy novels for decades. Hordak’s design was a bit more interesting, from the more diverse color scheme to the interesting, if goofy-looking, bat accessory.

The Horsemen went all-out on their staction re-design of Hordak, as they did with many of the 2002 versions. MOTUC is much more about staying true to the original design, and that’s what the Four Horsemen have done here. The sculpting, while not as detailed and exaggerated as the staction, is still quite good and some of the best work we’ve seen on MOTUC so far. I particularly like the head, but there’s some great work around the edges of the “cowl” and on the bat on his chest as well.

In terms of new tooling, Hordak has new forearms, calves, and feet, and also features the longer loincloth first (and last) seen on King Grayskull. I guess wearing the furry underwear long was the style back in the old days.

My favorite part of the design is the fact that the head is actually a separate piece from the mantle, meaning he can look in all directions without the big oval bit moving with him. It creates an interesting, almost regal effect when his head turns to the left or right but his mantle remains still. The mantle is a separate piece from the armor; to take off the armor, you pop the head off, remove the mantle and cape, then remove the armor. His armband is also removable.

One of the more controversial aspects of this figure has been the flat abdomen piece used to represent the lower part of Hordak’s armor. The 1985 Hordak wore a cuirass that covered his entire torso all the way to his belt. Had that been implemented for MOTUC, it would have prevented the figure from having any useful abdominal articulation, so the Horsemen created a flat abdomen piece to represent the smooth surface of the armor while preserving the articulation.

Had the ab piece been sculpted with muscles and molded in gray, it would have looked like the Ruthless Leader of the Evil Horde was wearing a half-shirt–and that would be bad. But if it was molded in black (as the “armor” abs are), it would have looked like he was wearing a tight shirt underneath the armor, and probably wouldn’t have been very noticeable. This is the very rare case where, in my opinion, the Horsemen made the wrong call. It just doesn’t look right. (On a side note: a medieval knight wearing a large cuirass probably wouldn’t have been able to bend his torso very much, so if they’d gone with the true cuirass and obscured the ab crunch articulation, it would have still been accurate.)

Plastic & Paint: Hordak’s arms and legs are molded primarily in gray, while his torso is done in black–largely as a consequence of the decision to use the flat ab “armor” piece, although again, if it had been molded in gray with muscles, it would have looked like a muscle shirt and, thus, even sillier than your average MOTU character already is. It does, however, make Hordak look a bit off when his armor’s been removed. Oh, and don’t forget the armband! It tends to get a little loose when you’re moving the figure’s arms, but it’s tight once you’ve got him in a pose. I would have rather it just be sculpted on, but I’m sure this helped save on new tooling. I suppose they could have glued it on, but where’s the fun in that? Seriously–I’m sure fans would rather be able to remove it.

The most ambitious and also most disappointing aspect of the figure are the paint applications. The worst is the silver drybrush used on the belt and other armor parts. I think the goal was to approximate the look of burnished steel, but it’s uneven, blotchy, and a little sloppy here and there. The red jewel beneath his chin isn’t fully painted on any of the four Hordaks I received (all for friends, except mine of course).

But the paint applications on the head, the red bat symbols and the drybrush on the loincloth all look good. And if you look close, you’ll see Hordak has pupils! I’d rather he didn’t, personally, but it’s subtle enough that you probably won’t even notice unless you’re looking for it.

Articulation: Hordak features ball joints at the shoulders and hips, hinge joints at the elbows, knees, ankles and abdomen, and swivels at the biceps, wrists, waist and calves. He also has some of the best β€œrocker” ankle joints we’ve seen yet, probably thanks to the new tooling on the calves. The “cowl” limits the head articulation a little, but probably not much more than it would to a person in real life.

Accessories: Hordak comes with an updated version of the crossbow the original figure came with, a staff, and a bat. I never liked the crossbow that came with the original figure–what the heck does a powerful sorcerer need with a crossbow? But I applaud Mattel and the Horsemen’s dedication to providing everything that came with the original figure.

The staff is much cooler–an addition created for the 2002 update (whether it originated on the 2002 cartoon or from the Horsemen themselves, I’m not sure). It’s a slightly simpler version of the staff that came with the staction, and as such, it has some great detailing and fairly good paint work (although that messy, light burnished silver is still present). A little tip: if the spikes below the ball that the bat is sitting on aren’t lined up properly, you can twist the top of the staff (just under the ball) gentle to put it in the right position. On my figure at least, the ball section appears to be designed to move and not glued on. (Thanks to Poester Jim for that tip.)

The little bat is another nod to the original 1980s figure (and no, it doesn’t appear to be Imp–note the tusks on the bat, as opposed to fangs). It has a great, detailed sculpt and some nice paint work, and can be fitted firmly on either wrist.

Quality Control: Aside from the aforementioned issues with the paint and the spikes on the staff, nothing. No significantly loose joints, no broken parts.

Overall:

11110

The paint issues and the flat abdomen, coupled with the cost, bring down what’s otherwise a five-raven figure. Having picked up two superbly-painted NECA Terminator figures for half this price at TRU recently, I’m really starting to think Mattel needs to up their game on the paint applications at this price point. I suspect NECA is producing more of each Terminator figure than Mattel is of each MOTUC figure, so the mass-market excuse doesn’t work.

I wonder if Mattel is still using the same factories for this line as they do for everything else they produce. If so, they may want to start looking outside their “comfort zone” at some of the factories that produce figures for NECA, McFarlane, and Mezco and so forth, and consider having a few contracts with these factories for collector-specific products requiring a greater amount of complexity and detail.

But these issues aside, Hordak is still one of the best MOTUC figures to date, on par with Skeletor, Beast Man and Mer-Man.

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20 Comments

  1. PrfktTear

    No problems so far, and I've had it for over a year. Wii pads? Like the controllers? I have the NES classic controller, it works pretty good. I don't like using it for N64 games, but otherwise it works fine. You can download oldschool Nintento games and games from other developers like Sega, etc.

  2. I love my WWE wrestling games and Street Fighter, some PPG's and some FPS'S aswell.

    Have you had any problems with your WII, also how do you think the WII pads would work with a WWE game? Didn't realise you could download the old games for it. I miss playing Mario so much. I had a load of cool games for the PS1 and PS2…could have still been playing them.

  3. PrfktTear

    My NES STILL works. Of course now that I can just download all my old games onto my Wii, I just use that. Still, the fact that the little red power light still comes on is awesome.

    I've toyed with getting an XBOX or PS2, but in the end I just don't game enough to justify one. I like mostly side scrollers, a few RPGs & FPSs.

  4. I honestly wish I had kept my Nintendo, PS1, PS2 and Commadore 64, sold them a few months back….at least they all worked.

    If I get another console I am going for a PS3 or a WII. No way would I go back to XBOX or recommend them to anyone….over hyped….I am not even a hardcore gamer by any means I play the XBOX 360 for maybe 3 hours a week if that. I am so disgusted.

  5. PrfktTear

    I have never owned a Sega, XBOX or Sony game system. I have been 100% Nintendo. NES, GB, SNES, N64, NGC, DS, Wii!!!

    Makes me want to break out my N64 this weekend for some Mario 64!

  6. I deffinently an not to interested in POP or NA. It really just depends on how cool the figure looks when its made….so far they have all lived up to my expectations.

    Having said that it also depends on money….my XBOX has just experienced 'The Red Ring Of Death' so I am might have to look for a new console….every console I have owned from the 80's has been great and worked well, I get an XBOX360 and in less than a year it breaks down….PlayStation and Nintendo all the way.

  7. Jim

    I will get Kobra Kahn though…since he's on skeletor's team and he's best buds with Webstor! πŸ˜€

  8. Jim

    @prfkttear: I think I read toy guru said a 200x heman would be a variant. I was never a fan of the "anime" style heman so when they do 200x heman I seriously hope it has not anime body parts.

    Anime in a barbarian type of figure line just doesn't fit to me. It's like Anime is Japanese and Barbarian to me seems American y'know

  9. PrfktTear

    There aren't any that I DON'T want. I'm looking foward to the Horde & Snakemen. As a kid I always preferred Skeletor's troops though. I'm also looking forward to the NA villains.

    As far as 200x figures with the '80s bodies, if it comes to that, I hope those are just secondary figures/variants in the line and not the main figure being offered for the month.

  10. Jim

    Which MOTUC figures are you planning on getting? Well…which are you planning on NOT getting.

    Here's my list of UNWANTEDS:

    1)POP

    2)NA

    3)Evil Whore

    4)Snackmen

    5)200x figures maked with classic 80's bodies (if they do 200x figures…they should make them have unique sculpts like 200x merman)

  11. @Jim, you did the right thing. I have bought Transformers and after getting them open I have found faults and issues with the line in general like Classics 2.0 and Animated. As much as I like Classics I found the new line to be full of QC problems….like Powerglides wing not connecting to the body, parts of Onslaught popping out of place and Sunstreaker not staying together. As for Animated as much as I enjoyed the cartoon and some of the designs and G1 nods I couldn't get paste the childish pre-school look of the toys, I was ashamed going to buy them and displaying them so sold them all.

    I anm only geting the MOTUC figures I really like.

  12. Jim

    @prfkttear: Yeah..tell me about it…Hordak man…Hordak. I can't believe i sold it too, but with all this talk of his ab armor and my own thoughts of it itching in the back of my head, I couldn't keep it.

    I just can't afford to keep something I won't display on my shelf.

    It's funny. Now, I won't be collecting any of the Horde or Snakemen due to the Ab Armor. lol

    I think the only reason why I got into the Horde was due to the 200x Neca Staticons. Works of art, indeed! πŸ™‚ I really hope you opened your Hordak staticon up prfkttear!

    The 80's Horde and the Snakemen never really interested me. I felt that Skeletor villians had more "substance". They seemed a lot more creative. While the Horde seemed evil by just looking more scary and grotesque than skeletors henchmen. The snakemen? Villians that are all snakes are such a bore to me.

  13. PrfktTear

    Sold Hordak? After just a month? I suppose, better to sell now whlie the gettin' is good. Still, I don't think I could let go of Hordak, even if I hated him.

  14. Jim

    @Mark: I LOVE Hordak even though I like Skeletor better but the 4horsemen really screwed up the ab armor.

    Can't blame them though…Mattel's a pretty frugal company with their obsession of reusable parts.

    It's funny. Hordak LOOKS evil but if you think about it…Skeletor IS PURE EVIL.

    Hordak at least understands loyalty and serves the Horde Prime. Skeletor is loyal to no one and wants to rule all.

    Plus, as regal as that neck piece makes Hordak…it reminds me a bit of Queen Elizabeth lol lol

  15. WOW. Jim selling a MOTUC….Hordak especially. WOW.

    I told you he wasn't as cool as Skeletor.

  16. Jim

    Sold my Hordak. Due to the Belly Armor, he just doesn't look as "solid" as the rest of the villians.

    I think it's because the top armor is SO wide at the "rib cage" section and then the belly/abless section is thin…looks wierd.

  17. Probably be few weeks before mine arrives although my Zodac is finally arriving this wekk.

  18. PrfktTear

    OKay, so after pulling him out of his package, I have decided I don't like the flat black piece and would have prefered sculpted abs.

    I also almost perfer him without his "cowl". I kind of wish they'd taken a smidge more influence from the Filmation look, otherwise he's great.

    On my Hordak's staff, the spikes below the ball that the bat is sitting on aren’t lined up properly either, but it really isn't a big deal to me.

    Otherwise I like the figure, and he's fine as far as QC is concerned. No, the paint apps aren't perfect as Poe mentioned, but, I guess thats something to live with. My figure's left foot is a little loose, thats my only complaint.

    Overall I'm happy with him, and for the time being he's taken over the bad guys with Skeletor in the background. I've got He-Man posed shrugging and Stratos turned around waving goodbye.

    I'm looking forward to next month! He-Man will finally have some HE-Roic help!

  19. @PrfktTear….I can just see Hordak sitting late at night watching QVC and see the Ab Solution and saying time to get back in shape and take out my former apprentice.

  20. ScienceFriction

    I really like this figure, even though the flat abbs do detract from it. I pretty much just look at that pictures and check my bank account (woops time to pay tuition again) and wish I could buy these new He-Man figures. I still prefer Skeletor though, just something about Skull headed bad guys that are take the cake. I've been lurking for a bit and I love your reviews Poe, so I hope you recover from your burn out before too long. πŸ™‚

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