It Figures #45

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  1. RageTreb

    I think, given the fact that Mattel now makes Ghostbusters figures, the best thing we could call him is Dickless.

  2. Wait, DR, do you want them to Nancy Kerrigan Faker Matty or regular Matty?

    I wonder, since he's the new scapegoat, will they bring the Faker Matty head to the next convention? And will he still have his "Don't go to Matty.com" sign??

  3. dayraven

    dude, i'm offering a fifteen dollar bounty to anyone who nancy kerrigans that mascot at his next appearance!

  4. PrfktTear

    We should start a "pencil campaign" and send Mattel erasers or something really dumb (aside from flaming bags of poo)

  5. The Flash III

    How many Cons before the guy playing Matty gets kicked in the junk? I'm putting the over-under at 1.5.

  6. I never heard confirmation on the art book scalping but I've talked to a few different people now who were there and feel something fishy was going on.

  7. ScienceFriction

    Darn how many more* haha sorry about that. Was that scalping bit with the art books ever confirmed by the way?

  8. ScienceFriction

    I'm sure he's thinking- now, home many more MOTU art books do I need to prop up my statue…. That's what I think anyway. And to think I wanted to start collecting toys again. Not so sure with him around!

  9. He-Dan

    Why does he always look so smug?

  10. Megaduce Flare

    So, what do we call him, Fatty?

  11. DankOne

    Oh man… I almost punched him… Er my computer screen. For GLEEK you bastard!!

  12. finkrod

    @misterbigbo: I posted like 2 months ago that on the next Mattel Q&A Poe should ask "What the hell is Matty smirking at?" Also why he looks like Jim J. Bullock.

  13. Poe

    Oh c'mon…horns and a tail? That would just be gauche. 😉

  14. Frogster

    Where is the requisite photoshopped horns and tail?

  15. The Flash III

    Mattycollector could make a mint by offering a Matty doll that has velcro so you could rip off and reattach his limbs and head at will.

  16. misterbigbo

    I've never noticed Matty looks so condescending.

  17. Motorthing

    Screw him and the horse he rode out on…….

  18. Thomas B

    they should have given him an orange striped shirt

  19. Frogster

    Oh where too start….

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