Review > Teela (Masters of the Universe Classics)

teela2Whew! After all that chaos and uncertainty, Teela is finally here.

I’ll forgo the tempting-but-predictable “sausage fest” jokes about the current state of Masters of the Universe Classics and simply say that Teela, the line’s first female figure, is a welcome addition.

The story of Teela’s creation for the original 1980s MOTU line, and how that conception was later woven into the various continuities, is pretty damned complicated. The original sketch of the character we know as Teela was called simply a “female warrior.” Since it was known even in those earliest stages that MOTU would re-use a lot of parts between figures, there was also a sketch of a character called the Sorceress, who would use the same basic body as the female warrior but have a snake-themed helmet and staff.

From here the story gets murky, but somehow the design labeled “Sorceress” got labeled “Teela” on the toys themselves, but the early mini-comics mixed up Teela and the Sorceress all the time (sometimes referred to as the Goddess, or even the Warrior-Goddess). In one mini-comic she was actually colored green.

The cartoon series put an end to it all, with the figure’s design (sans snake armor and staff) being called Teela, captain of the king’s guard, and the Sorceress having a completely different design. But the “Green Goddess” idea continues on, and we’re even getting a translucent repaint of the character (with a new-tooled staff) in December.


Packaging: Mattel seems to be doing a better job of keeping mint-on-card collectors in mind when they position the figure in the package. I still don’t like when they put the weapons in their hands, though for my Teela it doesn’t seem to have hurt the grip any.

As always, I love the classic look of the packaging design, which evokes not the original single-figure cards but the more interesting artwork on the various vehicles and playsets.

Design & Sculpt: This is the Four Horsemen‘s first female body for this line and is going to see a lot of re-use, so I hope you like it. Fortunately, I do. There have been some complaints, legitimate I think, about the tendency of the Horsemen’s female warriors to be a bit too slender, but Teela has some real meat on her bones. I would have liked a bit more muscle in the biceps perhaps, but the legs and torso look great. Even the breasts are of a natural-looking size, neither too big nor too small.

The rest of the sculpt is great too, particularly the detail on the outfit. As I’ve said before, I think this is the first MOTUC figure to look all-around better than its 2002 version. The head in particular came out a lot better (though how much of that is due to the vagaries of the production process in both cases is a fair question). The facial sculpt doesn’t seem to be based on the cartoon Teela, nor any specific incarnation of the character as far as I can tell, but it’s evocative of both the cartoon and the comics.

The snake-armor and alternate head is also well-sculpted, and you can pop the head out of the snake armor if you want to have a helmeted Teela.

On a side note, I’m fine with the size of her much-discussed butt, but your mileage may vary.

Another side note: Teela is quite tall, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with He-Man. Some fans have expressed disappointment with this. As someone who married a woman the same height as himself (6’), I’m keeping my mouth shut.

Plastic & Paint: There’s not a lot of intricate paint work on MOTUC figures, but what there is on this figure is clean and neat, for the most part. I like the gold color chosen for the armor. The light brown of the boots and the darker brown of the boot-straps corrects the old monotony of the original figure.

The paint work on the snake-armor is excellent as well–it’s a shame I’ll almost never be displaying her with it, because it came out great.

Articulation: Here’s where this figure both lost a raven, then gained the half-raven back.

As you’d expect, Teela has most of the standard MOTUC articulation: a ball jointed head, ball jointed shoulders and hips, hinged elbows, knees and ankles, and swivel joints at the biceps, wrists, and the top of the boots. The Horsemen were also able to give her true side-to-side ankle joints that allow for some great side-to-side range.

She does not have an abdomen hinge, which was a design decision that is apparently going to hold true for all MOTUC females going forward. However, she allegedly does have a waist swivel–it’s just unusable due to the tight plastic used for the outfit.

Also, on my figure, the ball jointed head is very loose. It’s almost like a bobblehead. I can get it into the poses I want, but a good bump to the desk and Teela’s going to be looking down. It seems to be due to the small size of the ball joint, which, by the way, you should be very careful with when swapping heads.

So, the lack of a waist-swivel and the bobble head cost Teela an entire raven. HOWEVER–thanks to her narrow torso, Teela can do something no Masters of the Universe Classics figure so far has been able to do: she can hold her sword in both hands. It’s something I value highly in sword-wielding action figures. That, combined with the great ankle articulation, brings her back up a half-raven.

Accessories: Teela comes with the two heads, the removable snake armor, the snake staff (which, incidentally, is intended to be a bit twisted), her shield, her sword, and Zoar the falcon.

Of the weapons I like the sword the most due to the great detail and paint work. There’s some slight slop on one of the jewels, but other than that it looks excellent. The head of the snake staff is nicely detailed as well.

Then there’s Zoar. I’ve heard Zoar was the original intended use for this sculpt, and was later used for the animal form of Jayna in the infamous SDCC DCUC Wonder Twins exclusive. The falcon can perch on Teela’s staff when it’s held horizontally.

I loved the original Zoar toy, and I wanted to like this one too, but the gripping claws and lack of some sort of perch make Zoar a bit of a letdown. I miss the blue on the wings and tail, although Mattel has hinted we may see another version of Zoar down the line. Without the blue, though, I’m not really clear on who this Zoar is supposed to be–even on the cartoon she had blue feathers.

Quality Control: There’s the aforementioned looseness of the ball jointed head, but other than that, I have no visible problems with my Teela.

Overall: Teela’s addition to MOTUC is overdue (I wouldn’t say long overdue, but overdue) and I’m sure the heroes are glad to finally have another, non-dead addition to their ranks (King Grayskull and He-Ro having lived in ancient times, according to the continuity).

By January, we’ll have two more women added to the MOTUC ranks (Green Goddess and Adora), and I’m willing to bet we’ll see at least one more by the end of 2010.

[raven 4]


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  1. Griffin

    Mine has two left forarms, anyone else have this problem?

    Other than that she is probably the best looking female figure I own. I'm so glad she doesn't have the cut thigh that i think looks so ugly on the Wonder Woman

  2. My head popped out of hte snake armor too. It didn't pop right out, I think I had to push mine out from the chin for it to come out okay tho.

  3. T.

    Hm. It's stuck on there pretty good on mine…

  4. Poe

    @T.: The head can be popped out of the snake armor, no problem. At least it did for me…

  5. T.

    This is quite possibly the best female figure in this scale I've ever seen. The paint apps on the skin and the two-piece torso make a huge difference. When I got the subscription I had intended to resell a lot of the figures at cost or give them to friends…but each sculpt has so many merits apart from my nostalgia for the characters in this line, I keep opening the damn things. I think this officially means I'm back off the toy wagon, so to speak, collecting a whole line. And it started with your reviews, Poe. But that's another story. Incidentally: is the snake armour glued to the alternate head? Or is it just a tight fit? I don't want to go ripping anything, but i suspect the armour will be easier to apply after getting the helmet-head on separately…

  6. Wes

    6' wifey? Hot.

    Teela, on the other hand… I dunno. I really liked the 200X Teela, and this one just doesn't impress me in the same way. Must be the lack of flowing hair! That one's face also had some personality to it, whereas this MOTUC Teela's expression seems kinda dull. She looks almost bored… or very, very tired.

    I mean, I know He-Man's all about stamina, but maybe he should let the girl get some sleep once in a while!

    Great review, Poe. 😀

  7. BumblebeeZ3

    Nice review, looking foward to her in December with the rest of my subscription.

    But I do have one complaint:

    "she can hold her sword in both hands."

    "The falcon can perch on Teela’s staff when it’s held horizontally."

    It would be nice to see these in pictures.

  8. dayraven

    anyone else think she looks a little like joss stone?

  9. Mark

    Excellent review Poe.

    Need to get Teela. I think they should do Evil Lyn before Adora.

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