Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

BTD sends in these two blasphemies:

Says BTD:

Here are two photos… the first is from January, a Dr Fate at Target. They removed his cape and amulet, and the C&C piece, and then returned him. I’ve actually seen another like that at a Walmart, but didn’t have a camera that time.

The second is a creative mangling of the Mallah’s Revenge DCIH set at a Walmart this past Sunday. It’s a Super Hero Squad Hawkeye, an Iceman (I think?) and a third that I don’t even recognize.

I get wanting the C&C piece from Dr. Fate, but why take his cape and amulet? Seriously, what is that all about?

As for the second one, that’s so ridiculous I think the jerk was just trying to see how far he could go and still get away with it.

Either way, they’re both douchebags.

Karmic Payack: Their identities are stolen and $3000 worth of porn websites are run up on their credit car–wait, what? They were the ones who bought all that porn to try to fill the gaping hole in their lives? Eh, never mind.