Review > Ram Man (Masters of the Universe Classics, Mattel)



I last reviewed a Ram Man figure over ten years ago, on September 14, 2002. So, if you’ll excuse me for a moment…



Anyway, after nearly five years, Mattel has finally given what we’ve all been waiting for to finish our “core group” collections: the lovable lout with the second-most-suggestive name in Eternia, Ram Man. He solves problems with his head – specifically, but hitting them. With his head.

Due to the need for all-new, all-unique tooling, Ram Man is a large figure and cost $30 rather than the usual $25 for a regular figure (or something like that. I get confused between the sub and day-of prices). He’s also the very first Ram Man figure ever to be able to move his legs around at all.

So, how did he turn out?



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Packaging: I know this is going to come as a shock to you, but Ram Man comes in a package that uses the same aesthetic we’ve seen on this line since its inception – except in this case, it’s bigger. Because he’s big. Anyway, it gives you a good view of the figure, which is nice for you MOC collectors out there.


Design & Sculpt: Ram Man was one of the first figures made for the line, and as such, he has unique vintage cross-sell art that differs from the figure itself. The Four Horsemen based their sculpt on that art, rather than the comics, the Filmation cartoon, or the Millennium figure. This technique worked for figures like Mer-Man (who still came with a vintage toy head) and Skeletor, but I think it may have gone a bit astray here. I actually prefer the John Candy-like head of the Millennium version to this one; the open eyes gave it a bit more character.1

Head (“portrait”?) aside, the sculpt is yet another example of 4H excellence. As I’ve noted before, sometimes it seems like Mattel reigns in the Horsemen, and sometimes it seems like they let them loose – and they definitely left the gate open for Ram Man. There’s a ton of great detail here, from the chains on his shoulders to the folds in his clothing to the fully-sculpted soles of his boots.2


Perfect for stomping mudholes into asses and walking dry

As others have noted, the skirt of his tunic is pliable to allow the articulation to move a bit, but it could be greatly improved if they had added a few cuts here and there. Of course it would be relatively simple to just use an X-acto knife to cut between the leather strips and allow a fuller range of motion, but given that I only own one Ram Man figure, I’m not doing that.

One matter of personal preference is the size of the figure. The vintage Ram Man was on the shorter side; he was also depicted as fairly short on the Filmation cartoon in the 1980s. He was very large in the 2000s Millennium cartoon, however – although the action figure was, again, rather short, due to that line’s draconian cost-saving measures. Personally, I prefer the stout, fireplug version of Ram Man, but my hunch is that a smaller figure would have disappointed many fans and especially the more casual collectors. And I certainly understand the appeal of a big, chunky figure. In any event, I won’t dock the figure any ravens for it.

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On the knuckles…ouch.

Plastic & Paint: I’m very pleased by the plastic and paint work. The red torso, parts of the green legs, and flesh-toned arms are molded in their respective colors. The silver used for the armor is perfect, and has a very light spray of black to give it some tone. The paint work isn’t too complex on this figure, but what there is looks good, without much slop.


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Articulation: Ram Man has a ball-jointed head, ball joints at the shoulders, swivels at the biceps, hinges at the elbows, swivels at the wrists, a hinge at the abdomen, a swivel at the waist, ball joints at the hips, swivels at the top of the thighs, hinges at the knees, swivels at the top of the boots, and hinges at the ankles. The figure’s a bit too heavy to pose in a straightforward “ramming speed” position, with head forward and down – I did the best I could approximate, with the help of a Grayskull stand, in the photo at the bottom of the review.

I did have a little problem with the right leg popping off (see Quality Control, below), and I would have liked some good rocker motion on the ankles, but I can’t really complain about the articulation. This is the first Ram Man who can move his legs at all!


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Accessories: Ram Man comes with two accessories: an interchangeable bare head, and his trademark axe.

The bare head is a mix of the vintage cross-sell artwork (for the face) and the Millennium cartoon (for the riveted kufi-like cap and blonde hair). It’s always nice to get an alternate head, although since I’m not a huge fan of the face sculpt, I don’t know how often I’ll be using it. I call it his “just walked out of a really dark temple around noon on a clear day in the Sands of Time” head.

The cap makes me wonder, too…did Man-At-Arms do a little tinkering to reinforce Ram Man’s skull? Was he scalped at some point and this was some village doctor’s rather primitive attempt to repair the damage? Because if so, well, ouch. What a tragic way to become Ram Man. On the other hand, other characters like Mekaneck and Fisto are defined by their deformities, so maybe that’s just part of the Eternian tradition of making lemonade out of lemons.


His other accessory is his trademark axe. I love the sculpt; unfortunately it’s molded in soft plastic and was warped in the package a bit, so the blade is off-center when viewed from the front.

The axe can clip to his back, as shown above. I thought perhaps it clipped at the thin part of the haft just below the blade, but it didn’t fit easily and I didn’t want to force it.


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Quality Control: If you look carefully at my figure, you might notice the breastplate is a little off-center (shifted toward Ram Man’s right side). It’s not all that noticeable – I don’t feel the need to replace the figure because of it – but it’s worth mentioning.


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You might also have been alarmed by the photo of Ram Man with his leg missing. That happened while I was trying to bend the knee for the first time. Fortunately, it pops right back on. Unfortunately, it tends to pop off whenever I try to bend the knee, so I have to pop it off, bend the knee, then pop it back on. It’s reminiscent of some of the QC issues with the Four Horsemen’s FANtastic Exclusive Elephant Soldiers. It’s not a big deal for someone like me, who’s just going to display the figure, but I can imagine it getting pretty annoying for a kid trying to play with it.

Overall: He loses a half-raven for the QC issues and the restrictive skirt, but without them I would be happy to call this a five-raven figure. While some design decisions were made with this figure that aren’t the way I would have done it (the face based on the vintage cross-sell art and the large size), those are both personal preferences so I’m not counting them as negatives.

For all of Mattel’s other issues with MOTUC, they and the Four Horsemen did right by fans with Ram Man – he’s a great action figure of one of the most iconic characters from the line. He’s also one of my favorite characters (and toys), and it’s great to finally add him to my MOTUC collection.

[raven 4.5]

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The Classics head reminds me strongly of Lee Marvin, especially the bare head. I’ll admit, I like the thought of Ram Man gunning his way through Eternia, wandering through psychedelic nightclubs and beating up thugs, demanding his money from them until he finds out it was the Winter Warlock all along. (Bonus points if you know why I went with the Winter Warlock.)

2 One consequence of Ram Man coming so late in the line is that we’ve already seen a few custom versions – for example, here’s Joe Amaro’s take. It’s quite similar to the final product, except for some proportions here and there.


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  1. Fallen Eldor

    I've read that his height can be adjusted by removing the upper leg and plugging the knee into the hip.
    I haven't done it my self, but your quality control "problem" is probably an intentional interchangeability.

    My Ram Man is perfect. Not a single QU issue to be had. My only criticisms are
    the ab crunch joint; It could have a greater range of movement.
    Open grip hand so he can hold other weapons.

  2. Battle Catman

    THAT'S who Ram Man's face reminds me of–that old time mobster that Bugs Bunny screwed around with in that episode, "Racketeer Rabbit."

  3. clark

    I'm real happy with the figure's size. They needed to make him big enough to justify the increased cost, but I didn't want him to tower over anyone. Actually he is shorter than the standard MOTUC figure. I also completely support using the cross sell art as their inspiration, and love the face. I probably would have made the legs a bit thicker, because they look a little odd being skinnier than his arms, but that is true to the source material so no big deal.

    Also, unless you feel like popping off his feet and cutting plastic to make the rocker ankles work better, I suggest just dipping them in really hot water and while they're softened up force them to flex into a wider stance. Let them cool in that position and his ankle rockers work better, at least well enough to allow his feet to be flat on the ground in a wider stance..

  4. dayraven

    perhaps ram man's alt head is showcasing his steel yamulke because he's militantly pious?

    i think the truth on his face lies somewhere in a very hideous middle between rondo hattan, french stewart, and lee marvin… eiher way, i think he'd be welcomed amongst the bastard sons of lee marvin. ooh! i just figured it out! rammie's steel yamulke is actually one of tom's custom percussion pieces! that explains a lot.

  5. Great review, Poe.

    My Ram-Man does not have the loose leg like yours, but he does have a weird spot of glue, gloppy paint, or something on his right shoulder. Honestly, I was so terrified that I'd get Matteled (or Digital Rivered) and would not be able to get a replacement. I've been reluctant to review him because I desperately want to give him 5 stars, but that glue stain just can't be fully ignored for review purposes. Personally, it doesn't bother me too much (I can probably fix it) but it is a matter of principle.

    I hadn't even thought about the issue of Ram-Man's pie pan hat being the work of some primitive Eternian surgeon. It makes you wonder how many MOTU characters went through Robocop like transformations. Trap-Jaw? Check. Was Rio- Blast horribly maimed in some way before he was given all of those guns?

    • It reminds me of this classic X-Entertainment post, where Matt notes,

      The guys in Masters of the Universe don't have superpowers…they have deformities. Think about it…Fisto's got elephantitis of the hand…Trap Jaw's got no arm at all…Beast Man's a retard…it just goes on and on. The show's a lesson in overcoming adversity more than anything else. If these guys can get over the fact that there's something wrong with all of them, so can you.

      I hope Matt made a good archive of X-E, because it deserves to be preserved for future generations. It's a time capsule of 1980s kid culture.

  6. Misterbigbo

    It’s been a while since I’ve gotten a MOTUC figure that I keep going to the shelf to ogle, and it’s cool. I originally wanted to see him sculpted on a regular buck; his toy was the same size as my other He-Man guys when I was a kiddo and I think it’d look great. I remember wondering why he was so small in FILMation, and never saw MYP toons ’till a few years ago to have any reference for big Rammy. But now in-hand, I’m glad he’s bigger.

    The face sculpt bugged me a little, but it’s so well done that I love it. And I agree that ankle rockers would make him fantastic, easily my favorite figure in my collection, but considering how awesome he otherwise is, I won’t complain.

  7. Keenan Wynn/Point Blank reference.

    I give this review ten stars out of ten. That is clearly Lee Marvin's bitter beer face.

  8. turk4186

    i'm also glad he is big. he gets to be eternia's juggernaut, not eternia's gimli (gimli is cool… but……)

  9. Bigbot

    I'm getting a lot of page not found when I click on the various links in the review.

    Otherwise, great review. I don't agree with you about the size. I would have hated it if this dude came out tiny. We all have our opinions though, and I'm glad Mattel went with a more Millennium influence.

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