Poe’s Five Most-Wanted Likely Characters in Star Wars Black – and Five UNlikely


You know I’m into a toyline when I start doing lists like this. You’d think it would be only fair if I started reviewing the toys, too, but my camera died recently and I’m saving up for a quality replacement. As soon as I can afford it, I’m planning to do a whole Star Wars Black week.

Anyway, as I was coming up with this list it occurred to me that Kenner’s Star Wars may be the reason I tend to want toys of anything cool I see – movies, television shows, comics. Because Kenner turned everything from Star Wars into a toy. Yes, there were a few glaring exceptions (see below), but for the most part the 1970s-’80s toy line covered anyone who got at least five seconds of screen time. It conditioned me and a generation of collectors to want action figures of anything that moved.

Hasbro has taken this to extremes since relaunching the line in the mid-1990s, giving us figures of anyone who got a mere half a second of screen time, plus a slew of characters who got no screen time at all (i.e., the Expanded Universe of books, concept figures, and so forth). Of course, this was all in the iconic 4″ scale that is most closely associated with Star Wars. It’s easy to create action figures of Grand Admiral Thrawn and Darth Revan when the investment to do so is minimal.

The question is, will Hasbro’s new 6″ Star Wars Black (SWB)* line be nearly as comprehensive? The figures are more expensive to produce due to more detailed sculpting, multiple points of articulation, and plethora of accessories. I think it’s safe to say that while the line will cover the heavy hitters and, if it proves popular enough, may cover much of the breadth of the 115 figures that make up the 1977-1983 roster, I doubt it will get into the Expanded Universe  (particularly since much, perhaps most, of the EU will likely soon be wiped from existence by J.J. Abrams, Destroyer of Continuities).

But that won’t stop me from making a list of my five most-wanted Likely characters and my most wanted Unlikely characters in SWB.

(For the purposes of the Likely list, I skipped characters who are obvious shoo-ins, like Chewbacca or Darth Vader.)

Poe’s Five Most-Wanted Figures Likely to Make It into Star Wars Black


#5 Nien Nunb

A favorite of young Poe, the guy with the unpronounceable surname gets the nod largely because he got to fly the Millennium Falcon, the greatest spaceship in all of science fiction. (You will never convince me otherwise, so don’t waste your time.) I’m also fond of his stylish red-and-black outfit.

I’m not really in any rush to get this guy, honestly, but when I thought about figures I really loved as a kid, this guy came up. I think the big reason is that Return of the Jedi was the Star Wars movie I really remember seeing in the theater (my dad took me out of kindergarten to see it opening day), and it’s the movie I had the most toys from.


#4 Hammerhead, a.k.a. Momaw Nadon

I don’t care what all those Expanded Universe Tales book say (and for the record, I love those books but some of the stories get pretty ridiculous) – this guy is Hammerhead. He was a goofy-looking alien and for that reason alone, his action figure was much beloved by young Star Wars fans. I definitely remember having one, and I hope he gets honored with a 6″ version.


#3 Admiral Ackbar

This is another case where my ROTJ-centrism comes up. Most fans seem to treat the character like a joke now, but I loved Ackbar was a kid, and was really fond of his action figure. I think we’re pretty likely to see a 6″ Ackbar, and perhaps not too far down the road.


#2 IG-88

I’m sure we’ll get this guy, along with all the Empire Strikes Back bounty hunters, but he’s the one I’m most looking forward to. The idea of a droid assassin just seems so obvious. The fact that he looks less like a killer robot and more like a scrap metal sculpture you’d find outside a shop at Venice Beach only adds to his charm.


#1 Grand Moff Tarkin

Easily my favorite Star Wars bad guy after Darth Vader – and sometimes even contending with the Dark Lord of the Sith for number one – I still can’t believe the banally evil Tarkin didn’t get an action figure in the vintage line. They made figures of guys who were on-screen so briefly Kenner wasn’t even sure what they looked like, and yet the main villain of the film (sorry, Vader) gets the shaft? Criminal.

The reason why Tarkin never got a figure is probably simple: kids preferred monsters and aliens so Kenner rushed them out first, and by the time they got around to considering Tarkin everyone was already shifting gears for The Empire Strikes Back and it didn’t seem profitable to release characters based on the previous movie. Of course, in retrospect this was silly – anything Star Wars sold like hotcakes in the late 1970s and early 1980s. I’m sure there’s no way Hasbro would make the same mistake today, but back then, I can see it making business sense. Kenner hadn’t quite grasped how much Star Wars had changed the action figure game.

Anyway, the only way to make up for this outrage is to give Grand Moff Tarkin a 6″ figure in wave 4.


We’re probably going to see all the above characters in SWB eventually (unless the line collapses as predicted by Phil Reed). But in the event the line proves so massively successful that Hasbro begins producing characters of Demo-Man-level obscurity, here are my five most-wanted characters.

Poe’s Five Most-Wanted Figures Unlikely to Make It into Star Wars Black


#5 Death Trooper

I enjoyed the hell out of Joe Schreiber’s Death Troopers – it evoked memories of Brian Daley’s Han Solo Adventures, my favorite Star Wars Expanded Universe fiction (more on that later).

We’ve already got a Storm Trooper coming in SWB wave 3, so why not change up a few bits here and there and make a Death Trooper? I’ll tell you why: the “character” is only from one book, and not a very well-known one, and it doesn’t even make sense as an exclusive. I’m definitely going to have to customize this one, because there is zero chance we will see this in SWB.


#4 Dark trooper

The Dark Forces and Jedi Knight games are arguably my second-favorite bits of the Expanded Universe after the Han Solo Adventures. The first game, Dark Forces, was a straightforward shooter that eschewed the whole “Jedi” thing and stuck mainly to the more military and underworld aspects of the SW universe, which is one of the reasons Dark Forces is my favorite of those games.

The dark troopers were essentially hulking battle droids, back before the idea of battle droids had become synonymous with goofy voices and general incompetence. The design was popular enough to not only get a 4″ figure in 1998, but a re-release as the #1 fan choice in 2007. If SWB gets around to the EU and if Disney hasn’t put a moratorium on all EU material of the pre-Abrams-era by then, there’s a slight chance we may actually get this guy in 6″ form.


#3 HK-47

When it came out in 2003 in the midst of the prequel trilogy, I found the experience of playing Knights of the Old Republic like getting a drink of water after crawling through a desert for days. Unlike the prequels, KOTOR had a plot that made sense, believable characters, and fantastic dialogue. Much of that great dialogue came from the terminally sardonic HK-47, a droid assassin who finds himself an indentured servant to the “meatbag” of a main character.

HK-47 was released in the 4″ line as a Build-a-Droid in 2009, so there’s a precedent for Hasbro making him, at least.


#2 Kyle Katarn

As I said, I love the Dark Forces/Jedi Knight games – in fact, I’ve recently come to suspect that I got the inspiration for “Poe Ghostal” not from a cheat code typed “gopostal” as I long thought, but “lapostal,” a cheat code in Dark Forces. As I mentioned earlier, I preferred the secret agent Kyle from Dark Forces to the one who became yet another hero destined to become a Jedi in Jedi Knight, but I love the character no matter what his appearance. Since his Jedi Knight look is a bit more iconic, I suspect that in the unlikely event he gets a SWB figure, it will be in that outfit. And you gotta love that 1990s Cable-style shoulder pad.

Kyle’s received not one but two 4″ figures (here and here), Again, while I strongly suspect SWB will never get anywhere near the EU, in the unlikely event it does I might just be lucky enough to get a Kyle Katarn figure.


#1 Bollux/Blue Max

These guys will not be in Star Wars Black. They’re so obscure they never even made it into the 4″ line, despite being older than any SW character aside from the ones introduced in A New Hope.

Bollux (“Zollux” in the U.K., due to “bollocks” being a naughty slang term) was a slow, old-model droid introduced in the aforementioned Han Solo Adventures, a trilogy of novellas that came out in the late 1970s to help fuel the public’s insatiable appetite for new Star Wars material while Lucasfilm worked on The Empire Strikes Back. Taking place a year or two prior to the events of Star Wars, the stories feature Han and Chewie roaming around the “Corporate Sector,” a region of the galaxy that was more or less unregulated by the Empire; there are passing references to stormtroopers and whatnot, but for the most part the stories are straight-up pulp adventure featuring everyone’s favorite scoundrel.

Bollux and his pal, Blue Max, a tiny, cube-shaped droid who lives in his chest cavity, are introduced in the first story and join Han’s crew for the duration of the trilogy. I’d love to get them in toy form for the simple reason that I love The Han Solo Adventures and would love to get something in plastic that’s unique to those books.

But again, no matter how desperate Hasbro has been for new characters in their 4″ line, Bollux and Blue Max have never rated. It’s virtually impossible they’ll show up in SWB, unless for some bizarre reason J.J. Abrams decides to pluck them out of obscurity and put them in one of the new movies. Since I’m 100% that won’t happen, I must accept the fact I will never own a 6″ scale Bollux/Blue Max.

* Per this post, for the foreseeable future anytime I write “Star Wars Black” or “SWB,” I am referring to the 6″ line. I realize this may annoy some 4″ collectors, but it’s what I’m going to do.


Pic of the Day > Ackbar by Japes Tyrannosaur


Star Wars Black Wave 2 up for pre-order on Amazon


  1. great list! I think the precedent set by the 4inch SWB line means we will see some EU in the 6 inch line at some point. I'm still betting some EU still will be canon in the new films anyway

  2. Man, sorry to hear about your camera. Did it die of natural causes, or is there a really funny story like the time my belt caught in the wrist strap of my camera and flung it into the toilet (2009).

  3. Cantina Band- give them an alcove that has a sound chip, and they've got my money!

  4. FloridaGeek

    Captain EO would be awesome.

  5. Thommy/Uki

    Poe, great first list, though your second has me left cold. (I'll grant you Bollux and Blue Max, as I agree with your assessent of the Han Solo Trilogy. have you tried the Lando Trilogy? It is whisical and irreverant, but in the nicest way possible.) I'd chime in with Long Snoot (that's right, LONG SNOOT, not Garindan) and I'd also love a killer Grievous in this scale. My personal Top Five Unlikelies:
    -Ahsoka Tano (either version)
    -Captain Rex
    (I'd love Hasbro do delve into non-movie stuff for these two at least.)
    -Mace Towani
    -Noa and Teek (grant me this twofer)
    -Cindel Towani

    God, I love those Ewok movies.

    • I don't think Rex or Ahsoka are too far away- I could see them being released in the future. They are two of the main characters of the cartoon series, and kids love those guys.

      Mace, Cindel, Teek, Noa… I couldn't see them doing these figures, ever. Teek got a 3.75" figure recently (It's AWESOME) which was a surprise but Hasbro has said repeatedly there are rights issues with the two Ewok movies. But they did Teek so who knows. I would expect to see these in 3.75 way, way before 6".

  6. Ronnie

    My #1 want that isn't a no-brainer are a pair unlikely to be made- Starkiller and Ahsoka Tano. Both would require full unique sculpts, both are from EU settings, and neither has anything new to tie into.

  7. Bigbot

    Dash Rendar is my #1 want. Growing up with Shadows of the Empire his 4" figure was one of the few SW toys I bought (alongside Vader, Han, and black Jedi Luke).

  8. Personally, I’m hoping for Grievous. He was only designed to sell toys, anyway, but the tooling for a super-articulated General Grievous would probably be prohibitive.

    • Mark

      I am DROOLING at the thought of a super-articulated Grievous.

  9. AmericanHyena

    Fortunately for my wallet and display / storage space, I’m just not a big enough SW fan that regularly collecting this was even on my radar. Don’t get me wrong, Star Wars is great fun, but I pretty thoroughly burned myself out on it during the POTF era.

    I shall take a classic Stormtrooper and Bossk if / when they get around to him and be on my merry way.

    • AmericanHyena

      God…damn…it. This led me to looking at other Bossk merch and I just discovered the Sideshow figure I did not know existed.

      So pretty…so pricey.


  10. Harrig

    Maybe you could kill two birds with one stone and fan request Millennium Falcon man… (or woman)

  11. Dex1138

    Hammerhead is my favorite vintage figure. I'd love a SWB version but only if they keep the aquamarine jumpsuit the original figure has.

    I think about the only major characters they didn't do for SW were Tarkin, Beru and Owen. Oh and Garindan should have been in there too if some of those cantina background characters got made!

    And for the record, I'm fully expecting future films to blow Alderaan sized holes in the EU. And I'm all for it.

  12. The falcon is the greatest sci-fi ship!
    This is a great list & we share a love for tarkin & ackbar…based on swb series 1, they could absolutely slaughter both in toy form!
    I told myself I would limit the amount of these I’d get, even saying “no prequels”, but man, darth maul is amazing! Making me rethink my top most wanted…(no particular order) 1. Jango fett 2. Captain rex 3. Grandma (yes, grandma) tarkin, 4. Adm. Ackbar, 5. Tusken raider, 6. Red guards, 7. Tie pilot, 8. Snowtrooper, 9. Jabbas palace lando…yikes, it just keeps going & going!

  13. nerdbot

    My most wanted figure that, sadly, will never be made: Jaxxon.

  14. dayraven

    see poe, this is why i love you… you're not always in step with my every wish, but when you get it right, you diddle my toy clitty till i come to a screaming toygasm. this right here is the pink jelly 5 speed dolphin-shaped dildo that gets me off.

    firstly, you're right on the money about the falcon. the only other contenders are the enterprise and the tardis (that's right there proof that the falcon kind of sits alone… those other vehicles have had a lot more time in the collective subconscious to garner fans) and even those don't have the global market recognition or the fondness of recollection that the falcon generates. and a tardis can't make the kessel run in 12 parsecs nor have pop out guns. i mean come on, the scene where luke and han tag team the guns and snuff the pursuit… no one did anything even half that cool in the enterprise. it was a live action video game, a human-scale playset and not just a transport. THAT is why the falcon wins, hands down.

    secondly, hk-47 is not a hard sell… he was easily the most recognizable and "over" character from a stunningly hot video game. on the one hand, yes, it took hasbro a long time to get to them, but on the other side of that coin, that was a successful run and i think they know it. and they've done other characters from KOTOR and KOTOR 2, so i think getting more in the black line is a foregone conclusion.

    if we get a cushing-accurate tarkin, in a 6 inch scale, and better articulated than peter cushing actually was at that age, i can die a happy collector. holy…crap will that be cool.

    i love that a lot of your choices are characters that elliott specifically named to ET in that scene… i'm sure that had nothing to do with your selections though, right? but who can help it, they were fun, they were unique, and they still resonate because you STILL don't see things like this in other sci-fi properties. movies and TV are still trying ways to rip off the various aliens in star wars, all the way up to defiant trying to replicate wookies. those designs are top friggin notch! and yes, getting them as black figs will lure me back to the table. i had promised my wife a cessation to my acquisitions next year, but DAMMIT… it's star wars.

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