No Odds ‘n Ends today. I was planning on doing some clever April 1 gag for the site, but I found my enthusiasm waned when I discovered someone had stolen my case of DCUC2 after it was delivered by UPS. The tracking page claims it was delivered yesterday at 7:53 PM, yet there was nothing in the little airlock of my apartment building where the packages usually are.

OK, well, maybe it wasn’t stolen–maybe UPS just delivered it to the wrong address, I don’t know. Postpeople mix up the apartments in my building all the time, so it’s possible some Samaritan who took it by accident will come by and drop the box off today or tomorrow…but whatever. I’ve waited way too long for this not to to be unbelievably pissed off. I plan to bug the crap out of UPS today…if only to make myself feel a little better by making some poor phone-farm schmuck’s life more difficult.

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Yeah, right. Dead people knew this was my lame attempt at an April Fool’s joke. Look, I was at a wedding in Florida all weekend and didn’t plan ahead, so this is what I cooked up at the last minute. It’s sad really, I know. I’m going to start planning next year’s gag right now.