Welcome to another new feature here at PGPoA, Stuff You Should Buy. I consider it my solemn duty to inform you of all the great stuff out there that, for whatever silly reason, you haven’t bought yet.

Today’s subject is this incredibly hot Bettie Page statue. For those of you who only know Bettie Page as the woman Dita Von Teese swiped her shtick from–and only know Dita Von Teese because she used to be married to Marilyn Manson–well, I can’t remember where I was going with that.

Anyway, Bettie Page was a totally hot pinup model in the 1950s, until she found God and went underground for a long time. She passed away this past December, but she will live on forever in her famous photos and has become a cultural icon.

Pay tribute to Bettie Page and her everlasting hotness by purchasing this exclusive statue of Bettie. Tease your other 6-inch figures with this beautiful piece, lovingly sculpted by the fine folks at Dark Horse and featuring a red lingerie color scheme exclusive to Entertainment Earth. A must for all fans of hot women, Bettie Page, and Chris de Burgh!