…because apparently I won’t find him in toy store aisles.

Well, that’s not entirely true. A figure called John Connor will be available as part of Playmates 6″ Terminator Salvation line. But because the rights to Bale’s likeness weren’t secured at the time the line was rushed into production*, the John Connor figure is wearing a full helmet that covers almost his entire face. But it’s totally John Connor!

You can find Action-Figure’s full rundown here.

P.S. What’s with the red arm stripe? Makes him look like a freakin’ Nazi stormtrooper.

P.P.S. I totally know who’s under that helmet! It’s the Steel Brigade guy.

*Assumption on my part