Show and Tell > Lego Minifig Astronaut

By googum

His helmet is cracked, and his head slips off now and then.  He hasn’t been mint condition in over thirty years, when some errant bug spray on a camping trip faded his logo and one eye.  (His teammates didn’t fare as well.)  He wasn’t even on display for almost fifteen years, which he spent occasionally playing with new kids.  I would have to say he’s semi-retired now.

He was one of Lego’s first astronaut minifigs, and I was probably seven or eight when I got him; doubtless for Christmas or a birthday.  I don’t remember what set it was–one of the larger ones, with the classic space insignia and grey moonscape base–but I rarely stuck to the plans.  He flew thousands of missions, on hundreds of ships; from Apollo-era buckets to Enterprise style cruisers to X-wings and giant robots.  And he fought TIE Fighters and Saucer Animals and Klingons and all sorts of monsters and creatures; defeating them all (and boredom, on a lot of long drives.)

He is probably the best argument for ‘generic’ action figures, that kids can make their own and make their own adventures for, that I’ll ever see.  Even though he only had the one helmet (which he never removed) he wore a lot of hats:  he was Luke Skywalker.  He was Orion Quest.  He was Buck Rogers, Captain Kirk, Charlie Pizer, Steve Austin, and more.  He was me.   He was under two inches tall, and a giant.

Show and Tell > Trenchcoat Hellboy (2004 movie line)

When I first got interested in Hellboy after seeing the movie in 2004, my first order of business was to obtain a trenchcoat Hellboy figure from the movie. I gazed longingly at the great photos from Michael Crawford’s review (this was definitely one of those cases where a review got me to buy a toy–or five).

But this was a few months after the film had come out, but before the release of Mezco’s “Wave 1.5,” so there were hardly any trenchcoat Hellboys to be found. Fortunately, fellow OAFE reviewer yo go re had scored the Extended Features Hellboy, so he was willing to sell me his trenchcoat Hellboy.

To this day, I think it’s one of the best action figures I’ve ever owned. I remember telling Rustin Parr that I thought the figure’s facial likeness and paint work were so good, it seemed to have a “presence.”

So much of this figure is executed perfectly. First there’s the sculpt, which–like most Mezco figures–is slightly exaggerated and doesn’t quite have the realistic proportions of, say, the Gentle Giant movie Hellboy. But I think the exaggerations work very well here, particularly on the larger Right Hand of Doom (which also doesn’t look as much like a movie prop, since it’s attached higher up on the arm than it is in the film).

This figure also features the best execution of a plastic coat I’ve seen on a toy in this scale. It has a great texture, and it’s made from a pliable yet strong material that holds the paints well (unlike the Golden Army figures, whose coats feel like individually-wrapped cheese slices).

Then there are the paint applications. While they’re well applied throughout the figure, there’s some especially fine work on the pants, the face, and the Right Hand of Doom. It’s notable that not all the figures in the line–particularly Kroenen and Rasputin–got paint work this nice. Extra care appears to have been taken for HB.

Finally, there’s the accessories. The corpse looks great, and while it does come from the movie, it’s also a reference to one of the best Hellboy stories, “The Corpse.” The noose around the neck is a great touch, too. And finally, there’s the Samaritan, with its excellent metal dry-brush and, best of all, hinge so it can be opened and loaded.

Trenchcoat Hellboy isn’t perfect. He’s wearing a black sweater, since he’s based on the scene in the first movie in the snowy graveyard; for me, a perfect “regular” Hellboy would either be shirtless or have a T-shirt, not a sweater. But it’s a flaw that’s easily overlooked in such a great figure.

Due to rising production costs and the necessity of cutting corners at every stage of production these days, the Golden Army figures just aren’t as nice as this one. I’ve seen it go for decent prices on eBay, so if you’re a lover of the movie line and don’t have this one, I highly recommend it.

Show and Tell > Paul’s Batmania

After doing my Robocop Show and Tell the discussion seemed to focus more on Batman than Robocop. Well, here’s my Batman collection Show and Tell inspired by that conversation. For my Show and Tell, I’m going to do something a bit different. I’m going to show and tell as usual, but there’s a little bit more to the story than what I’ve got here. For the rest of the story, head on over to my blog Toy Bender to get the rest of the scoop. Think of it as the director’s commentary over there. (more…)

Show and Tell > Kenner’s Robocop by Paul

Poe and I have many things in common. We’re both incredibly sexy, we both can bench 300 pounds, and we both love the old Kenner Robocop line from the late ’80s. For today’s show and tell I pulled my beloved Robocop line out of storage to both share and educate. First up is the regular old Robocop:

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Good old Peter Weller here has the classic five points of articulation, features a removable helmet, and a stupid cap firing mechanism on his back. He’s also supposed to have a gun that plugs into the side of his leg. It’s one of my favorite features and unfortunately I lost the gun. It was one of my biggest toy accessory losses I had as a kid. (more…)

Show and Tell > Custom M-Wrestling Ring by Newton Gimmick

[Poe’s note: Custom figures and toys are fair game for Show and Tell. Just FYI.]

It’s weird the stuff that makes an impact on you. For my Show & Tell item I’ve ended up with a toy that I basically made. The toy itself isn’t that special, but it serves as a good gateway to what was one of the best times of my life both in terms of action figures as well as fun.

Before you is the M-Wrestling ring. What is that? Well back when I was starting to grow out of playing with toys I had a large collection and wasn’t sure what to do with it. For whatever reason, when you start reaching a certain age it becomes harder and harder to sit down with Batman/Superman/whatever and play a plot. I still loved toys, but I just couldn’t seem to get into voicing characters and sounds. It just seemed to disappear from me one day.

Now remember, this was all before the internet was common place, there was no Ebay to buy things or digital cameras to make comics with toys. You either played with your toys, or you didn’t. I’m also a big wrestling fan and things were just starting to get interesting to me with wrestling. So my best friend (Who was also suffering from Growing up-itus) decided to try our hands at something new… Wrestling with toys. (more…)

Show and Tell > DC Direct Cyborg Superman by Fengschwing

When I decided to do Show and Tell, I immediately decided on the figure I’m going to review.

Subsequently I thought that it wasn’t interesting enough to write some kind of article about–the standard of the other articles was really good. I started to hunt through my collection for ever more obscure collectibles, but at the end of the day, if the house goes up in flames, I’m grabbing my DC Direct Cyborg Superman.

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Show and Tell > AT-TE by Paul

When news came out that Hasbro was making an AT-TE I knew I had to have it. This thing is exactly what I would have wanted when I was a kid. It has lots of cool features like firing missiles, a motorized lamp, electronic lights and sounds, and it fits lots of figures. One thing that really helps to make a truly great vehicle or playset, in my opinion, is the ability to hold multiple figures and boy does this AT-TE hold figures.

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As you can see, I prefer the Phase I armor of the clone trooper. I have plenty of the Phase II troopers that would look great in this puppy, including some awesome loose clone commanders, but for now I’m stuck on the Phase I. In fact I might buy even more to pack into this thing. (more…)

Show and Tell > Thud Butt (Hook)

Wow. Today’s Show and Tell is a doctoral dissertation on the action figure of Thud Butt from Hook. It’s written by Ben Leach, vintage toy enthusiast and frequent contributor to ToyFare magazine. It’s fair to say you have never loved a toy as much as Ben loves Thud Butt. Not ever.

So prepare to learn more than you ever thought possible about…Thud Butt.

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One of these days, hopefully sooner than later, something is going to happen to make me realize there’s so much more to life than nostalgia and action figures.Today is not that day.

When I was a wee lad of 8 years of age, a movie came out that got me very excited. It combined action, adventure, comedy, mermaids, the ability to fly, prostitutes playing fairies, a short guy playing a tall guy, and a girl with freaky-ass caterpillar eyebrows.

It was called Hook.’ Actually, it is still called Hook.’Hook’ is one of those movies where I was so glad I saw it as a kid. I know most adults who lack the power of IMAGINATION view the movie as screwing up a classic fairy tale. But when you’re a kid, you just think it’s so cool to see Peter Pan realize who he is to venture back to Neverland to save his children. Kids in the film were beating up on pirates with the aid of marbles, chickens, mirrors, and an expensive but essentially useless raft that served as five seconds of eye candy. Plus, I was too young to get annoyed with Robin Williams’ whole shtick. Look at the funny man who makes funny faces and slight variations on one funny voice!

As my sister and I have watched and rewatched Hook’ year after year around Christmastime, we’ve become aware just how important this film was not only for us, but a host of somewhat famous personalities who put their careers on the line just to say a couple of lines in a big-time Steven Spielberg movie.

My sister and I have also developed a deep appreciation of one of the greatest characters of cinematic history. Even though he was a secondary character, he possessed a commanding presence every time he was on screen. And when Peter Pan leaves Neverland, he puts this character in charge, acknowledging the character’s obvious leadership skills.

I’m talking, of course, about Thud Butt.

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Show and Tell > Captain Scarlet

Paul of Toy Bender and Robot’s Pajamas has offered up an interesting pair of figures I’ve never even heard of for today’s Show and Tell.

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These two fellows here are Captain Scarlet and Captain Black from the British television series Captain Scarlet. The show was made by the same people who made the much more famous Thunderbirds, but I’ve always liked Captain Scarlet a lot more. The show features a group of super agents who battle some evil Martians called the Mysterons. Captain Black was once a good guy who was turned evil (and indestructible) by the Mysterons. The same thing happened to Captain Scarlet, but for some bizarre reason he maintained his original personality and therefore he’s on the side of the good guys. This lead to the great gimmick of Captain Scarlet “dying” horrifically at the end of each episode.

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