Caption the Pic > Stop Lost

Stikfas troops

First things first–the winner of last week’s Caption the Pic. The winner, chosen by Mrs. Ghostal-to-Be herself, is googum! Here’s the award winning entry:

Superman: “Nice doll. Did your mom make that for you?”
Batman: …
Superman: “Ooh, right.”

Googum, please contact me to get your free Savage Dragon shipped to you.

The prize for this week’s contest is: a carded blue Bizarro from Mattel’s DC Superheroes! Even if you’ve already got the purple “#1″ version, with this one you get the badass crumpled-axle accessory.

Posted: February 22, 2008 in Caption the Pic!, Humor

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This item has 14 comments (now closed):

  1. Tom-Tom

    02.22.2008 20.00

    Finally! The map to the buried treasure!

  2. Pete

    02.23.2008 0.12

    Green Guy: Are you sure this is it?

    Guy with map: Yes, it has to be! The lair of the dreaded Mar-thas Two-Wart!

    Third Guy: Take cover! It’s coming this way!

    Yeah, that’s all I got for this one.

  3. Poe

    02.23.2008 8.53

    C’mon guys! Let’s think outside the box here!

    —-
    “OK, so Phil wants the pastrami, and Carl, you want the pasta dinner, right?”

    “No, no–the club sandwich.”

    “Oh. Why did I think pasta dinner?”

    “That’s what he had last night.”

    “Right, right. OK, who’s going to make the call?”

    “I made it last time.”

    “I’m calling in that paper-rock-scissors win.”

    “Goddammit, I hate making the call…”
    —-

    “All right, so I think if we go down this hallway, we’ll hit the checkpoint.”

    “And then it’ll save?”

    “Right.”
    —-

  4. Tom-Tom

    02.23.2008 9.30

    is poe allowed to win?

  5. Poe

    02.23.2008 11.49

    No, I’m just trying to get the ball rolling. C’mon, that sheet of paper could be anything!

  6. Esbat

    02.24.2008 3.34

    Green Guy: Now where again did you get the map from?
    Map Guy: Uhhh… the back of a Denny’s placemat.
    Other Guy: This doesn’t look like “Flavor Country”…

  7. Poe

    02.25.2008 13.39

    More! I need MORE!

    I admit, a blue Bizarro isn’t that enticing. But next week’s Caption the Pic will be far more enticing. (We’re going to go biweekly with the CtPs from now on.)

  8. Paul

    02.25.2008 14.56

    Any joke I can come up is either incredibly dirty or racist. I fail.

  9. Tom-Tom

    02.25.2008 17.14

    i think im the only one on here without a bizarro…

  10. Paul

    02.26.2008 2.11

    Guy reading paper: This week’s family circus is hilarious!

    Guy on the far right: I’d rather be crushed and rubbed in dog feces than hear you ever say that again.

  11. Pete

    02.26.2008 14.48

    I’ll open the image up in Paint.NET and give it another shot in my normal “being funny” environment.

    I suppose I should ask, the way I did my entry for the last contest isn’t against the rules, right?

  12. Paul

    02.26.2008 17.10

    Guy reading the paper: “I get it Sgt. You enjoy wearing women’s underwear. Now can you stop sending these pictures to me as “New Top Secret Orders from Headquarters”?

  13. Pete

    02.27.2008 11.32

    Far right: Uh, guys…we have enemy forces inbound. I think it’s time to put the centerfold away, don’t you?

    …Guys?

    …GUYS!?

    In Green: …shhh. We’re in our happy place.

    Man, this one is just hard. I think it’s cause the characters don’t have any obvious personality traits to exploit.

  14. Esbat

    02.28.2008 12.06

    Green Guy: Private! You think this red bandanna makes me look fat?
    Paper Guy: Sir, my horoscope says not to answer that specific question.
    Other Guy: Sir, thats not a bandanna… remember, Operation Panty Raid?