In keeping with this week’s theme, please to enjoy these nuggets of vernacular wisdom from the demon defender of diabolical descent.

#5

Fox: You carry the Sword of Storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.

Hellboy: Sure…’Cause that’s just so much to absorb all at once.

–Hellboy: Sword of Storms (click here to buy via Amazon)

#4

—Hellboy: The Island (click here to buy via Amazon)

#3

–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)

#2

(To a monster) “Hey, Stinky! Kitchen’s closed. Whatcha having? Six library guards, raw, plus belts and boots. Man…you’re gonna need some heavy fiber to move that out. “

—Hellboy (click here to buy via Amazon)

#1

(To Hecate) “Lady, I was gonna cut you some slack, ’cause you’re a major mythological figure–but now you’ve just gone nuts!”

–Hellboy: Wake the Devil (click here to buy via Amazon)