OK. No more messin’ around, folks. This is it. The time has come for you to put your money where I tell you to. I’ve got to get you off the bench and into the game!

This here is the Entertainment Earth Exclusive Star Wars Boba Fett and Carbonite Maquette. It’s animation-styled and totally, unequivocally awesome. And you’re going to buy it.

You’re going to buy it because if you don’t, something bad will happen to this guinea pig.

I don’t know what that bad thing will be. Maybe I won’t give him his morning carrot or something. But he’ll be sad. Do you really want that on your conscience?

Buy the maquette!

UPDATE: I’ve just been informed by my wife that I cannot actually do anything bad to the guinea pig, including not letting him have his morning carrot. Also, if I even so much as make a passing joke about doing anything bad to her beloved guinea pigs again, I will apparently find myself the subject of some particularly vicious divorce proceedings.

Still, though, I’d order the maquette, if I were you.

UPDATE UPDATE: I’ve also been informed by Entertainment Earth that they will no longer be sponsoring me, because I guess they have an issue with people who threaten to withhold food from domesticated rodents. Pfft. Whatever. I didn’t want their money anyway.