This will undoubtedly be THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER.

MUCH thanks GeekTyrant for the tip.

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19 Comments

  1. monkey boy

    so when is this airing on sci fi? it's got sci fi original written all over it.

  2. izdawiz

    I even have a favorite line from the movie:

    Lorenzo Lamas (Deadpan) -"We're dealing with a menace."

    Ya think?

    Why?

    Because you're dealing with a Giant Shark that can jump high enough to eat a 747 and can devour the Golden Gate bridge? Or an Octopus that can knock fighter jets out of the sky and destroy a battle ship?

    Naw, that couldn't be it…

    😉

  3. izdawiz

    How can this not be awesome?

    Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus?

    Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas?

    This is already my favorite movie and I haven't seen it yet…

  4. Catnip

    Nevermind, I found the name (which was provided above) and google'ed the trailer at http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/mega-shark-g

    This is so cool!! I'll buy it!

  5. Catnip

    I love these types of movies however I can't view the trailer (non-US citizen). What's the movie called so I can find this trailer somewhere else on the web??

  6. Ant

    that looks heinous

  7. Poe

    My dad's response to this trailer: "20 years ago you would have been out of your mind for this movie…."

  8. Chuck20

    that was awesome. I must see that.

  9. Just when I thought it was safe to sit on the toilet, now for the nightmares to begin where a shark jumps out of the toilet to eat my face.

  10. Poe

    @Andrew: An immensely stupid but hopefully fun direct-to-video movie where a giant CGI shark fights a giant CGI octopus. Also the shark jumps into the sky and eats a plane (obviously a reference to Snakes on a Plane–the filmmakers knew what they were making here).

  11. Andrew

    So, for those of us not in the US, what's the hubbub about?

  12. Poe

    It's available for pre-order on Amazon, so I sure hope it's real.

    Obviously I don't honestly think it's the greatest movie ever–quite the opposite. But given that JAWS is my favorite movie, I hope one can see why I have to see this movie.

    I love sharks. I love octopuses. I love "Godzilla vs." movies.

    And the frigging shark jumps into the sky and destroys a plane.

    As for me being sophisticated…hey, Shakespeare had some seriously vile puns.

  13. Haw haw, Debbie Gibson.

  14. So wait, it's NOT real?

  15. Jim

    Okay i'm retarded…a naive retarded fool. I think I'm a bit too naive. lol Sorry everyone. Bash away….(curls in a dark corner).

  16. Jim

    This was the stupidest trailer I've ever seen. I only clicked on it because I agree with 98% of your reviews. You have this "sophistication" about you.

    Poe, you're an intelligent guy…a gifted writer…etc etc.

    I love campy movies too but this is way off my limit. lol

    I mean seriously…you're joking right?

    This would've been the best April Fool's joke ever if you were! lol

  17. Santo

    thanks for the laugh….god i needed that

  18. Poe

    Netflix queue? I went ahead and ordered it. I'm incapable of not owning it.

  19. Drunken Fist

    Okay, it's in my netflix queue. Some things are so deliriously awful they must be witnessed.

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