After geeking out over the new AT-ST, I knew that there had to be some Star Wars product coming down the pipe that had to be ultra lame to make up for it. I was right! Here’s a collection of some of the lamest Star Wars toys headed to a store near you!

Anakin Skywalker Desert Sport Skiff

This is after Anakin went native on Tatooine or something and what fashion sense! He’s rocking a poncho and a skirt! This Jedi is setting trends. And yes, that skiff was Luke Skywalkers from the Power of the Force line in the 1990s and it hasn’t gotten any better.

The Birth of Darth Vader Battle Pack

I know a lot of you kids love to bag on ROTS especially for the, “NOOOOO” scream that follows this moment in cinema history. I never had a problem with it, but I really can’t think of a battle pack that is more useless than this one. You get a table, a half finished Darth Vader with a stupid Hayden Christensen head, and some useless droids all for around 27 dollars. Woot.

Tatooine Desert Ambush Battle Pack

Awesome, a battle pack full of characters I’ve tried to forget from a movie I wish didn’t exist. The ONLY thing going for this thing is Darth Maul’s space motorcycle and if you’re desperate enough for it to buy this whole set, we need to have a talk. And by the way, isn’t this the same cinema scene released about ten years ago at about twice the cost? Huh, almost.*

*In the interest of full disclosure the link does go to my own toy store, which reveals my secret shame that I once collected Phantom Menace toys.