Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

Poester PJR sends this one in. Found at a Walmart.

Is Bizarro really common enough he’s worth swapping for a regular Superman, or is this guy just an idiot?

Karmic Payback: The perpetrator is forced to move out of his mother’s basement because her booming prostitution business needs the space.