Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

Reader 3B sends in this T.A.T. from his local Walmart.

Seriously–someone wanted Nightcrawler that badly? I mean, no offense to Kurt, but…well, offense to Kurt, I guess.

Anyway, insert your preferred “bamf” joke here. (Also–get it? Bait? Ugh, never mind. I hate myself.)