Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com. Also, please note: I’m deliberately being over-the-top with my condemnation of these people–I don’t actually wish bodily harm upon them. Just severe mental anguish.

Submitted by Poester 3B. Just out-and-out thievery here, folks–they tore right through the bubble!

The best part? It’s still on the shelves! And for once, the vendor isn’t Wal-Mart, but TRU.

To the thief: yes, it is all your fault your parents got divorced.