THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPPY FLIPPERSTEIN, UNDERSEA ACCOUNTANT
"So then the guy from the IRS sez, if you haven't been cooking the books, why do I smell fish?"
So I jump up, pretending to be all agitated and I sez, "Is that a slur??"
I sez, "There's nothing fishy about these books and I don't appreciate you going on a fishing expedition here. Don't make me take this up with the Big Kahuna, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?"
"He falls for it hook line and sinker. After floundering around a bit, he lets my client off the hook."
Lamont Cranston
Love 'em so far!
After leaving the BPRD, Abe tries his hand as a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman.
Lazulu
"I would like to turn in this religious text but I am keeping this worn copy of 'Women of the DC Universe' … purely intellectual reasons of course."
izdawiz
THE ADVENTURES OF FLIPPY FLIPPERSTEIN, UNDERSEA ACCOUNTANT
"So then the guy from the IRS sez, if you haven't been cooking the books, why do I smell fish?"
So I jump up, pretending to be all agitated and I sez, "Is that a slur??"
I sez, "There's nothing fishy about these books and I don't appreciate you going on a fishing expedition here. Don't make me take this up with the Big Kahuna, or you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?"
"He falls for it hook line and sinker. After floundering around a bit, he lets my client off the hook."
Barbecue17
"My lawyer is a fish"
Heli
"Why do I have to be Mr. Blue?"
Lemonjuice_McGee
"Well, to be honest, teaching 6th grade math has really always been my true calling."
Barbecue17
Excuse me Mr. Mignola- You don't know me but I'm a huge fan… Would you mind signing this book for me? It changed my life!