None other than Mumma Ghostal passed along this Craigslist ad. Thought some of you might be interested in giving it a shot.

Can you never get enough of your childhood toys? Do you collect toys, or feel the need to dress up as make-believe characters? Are your friends and family upset over how many, or how much time you spend with your toys?

A major cable network is looking for adults who cannot stop obsessing over toys to appear on a new television series. This documentary program will look into the causes and consequences of your toy “addiction,” and will explore how your obsession with toys affects your day-to-day life. Psychological insights may be provided.

If interested in appearing on this series, send your name, age, location, a current photo, and a brief description of your behavior to casting@20west.tv

If you decide to contact them, keep in mind that it sounds like this is a Hoarders-type show, looking for people whose toy collecting represents a strain on their social lives and mental health. I’m considering emailing them, but the truth is no one cares about my collecting (at least, not that I know of). But maybe I can get a talking-head role or something.