Toy Aisle Trolls > The Goon Robs

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT

Poester Pez3939 sends in yet another mauling of the DCUC Gotham 5-Pack:

Writes Pez:

DC universe 5 pack with a Batman Movie Master goon and a wrestling chick with furry boots!!!!

The thief deserves to be placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, of course, but at least I understand this one.


Pic of the Day


Pic of the Day


  1. Kid Nicky

    That is Torrie Wilson,I remember she used to bring her dog to the ring at the time and the boots were to match the dog. Just like how Slash from Guns N Roses wears snakeskin boots.

  2. dayraven

    @AmericanHyena: that's not kelly kelly, it's torrie wilson, ruthless aggression series 22.

    either way, for the quadruple replacement, i suggest amputation.

  3. @Pez: Are you in Maryland? I ask because I've seen that exact same set. In fact, I think I tweeted it some months ago. That was in a Walmart in Germantown, MD. I even showed it to the employee who worked toys. Between her lack of English and lack of care, nothing was done about it. Actually, she tried to sell it to me for $35, even though I was trying to tell her that the contents were incorrect. She assured me that was the best discount she could give, not realizing that I wasn't trying to buy it, but was just trying to let her know that she had erroneous merchandise on the shelf.

  4. Mecha-Shiva

    Kelly would make a nice barbarian teela.

  5. AmericanHyena

    The wrestling girl is Kelly Kelly (yes twice).

  6. JediCreeper


    that's trish stratus? it doesn't look anything like her… I don't remember which wrestling chick had the fuzzy boots..

    also.. sadly, from what I've seen, few people even realize who Lex Luthor is… you'd think he's right there in pop culture, but he just doesn't stand out to people like batman's villains (who knew supes needed a show in the '60s)

    all of these depress me

  7. This is a case of the store employees just not caring. I fully understand when you take back movie 1 Optimus in a movie 2 box and put it back on the shelves,because really only kids and nerds like us can readily tell the difference. But this says EXCLUSIVE LEX LUTHOR in big letters,and what adult american doesn't know Lex Luthor is a bald guy?

    If the troll didn't want that Trish Stratus figure,he should have customized it into Voodoo from WildCATS.

  8. Snarf! Snarf!

    @Pete:Holy crap! they did! Did they switch the Batman?

  9. Pete

    Looks like they did swipe the Supes…that's a mulleted version.

  10. Snarf! Snarf!

    Troll should've gone ALL the way and swipe the bats and supes…

  11. Reverend Ender

    Also don't forget the Marvel Legends Adam Warlock smack in the middle. I actually WANT one of those, but NONE of the others.

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