Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com.
Poester 3B makes us all sad with this:
3B writes:
Found this one last night at the Target near my job. Looks like they swapped Batman Beyond for a Happy Meal-type Blue Beetle figurine.
The package was almost flawless, so i assume he unglued it at home. This troll definitely took his time…
I’ve got a lot of TATs coming in, which slightly depresses me, so please come up with your own punishments for this worthless scum.
dayraven
if this dude is in theory an adult w/ a happy meal toy, they're either A) an elementary school teacher B) a parent or C) a member of NAMBLA… or the dreaded option D)the TRIFECTA!
either way… maybe they get crabs. cuz that'll leave a forensic trail.
Snarf! Snarf!
Well Both Characters were voiced by Will Friedle…
Barbecue17
How about when this troll returns home from the store to his den of ill gotten collectibles, he fines that all of his Batman figures have been replaced with actual beetles. Every one of them……..