Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe AT poeghostal.com.

Today’s travesties come courtesy of JediCreeper.

Writes JediCreeper:

I was in k-mart today and I found multiple examples of trolling… Most likely all from the same guy… Frighteningly… I think I might know who the guy is. Anyway, he bought several of the Mattel Elite WWE figures and returned some old Jakks Pacific ones, in their place. Most interesting is the Kane figure, as he left the accessories behind, and carved the beard off some other bald wrestler…

As punishment, he should feel all the pain a wrestler feels in a week, all at once.

It occurs to me that by releasing the same wrestlers JAKKS released for years, Mattel is offering a rich source of food for toy aisle trolls. I suspect this happens fairly often nowadays.

Anyway, troll, whoever you are, know that we all think of you as Adam Sandler in this scene.