Bat-Libs II Winner

We’ve got a winner in last week’s Bat-Libs II contest! The winner gets a Dark Knight Rises Funko POP! Batman figure, courtesy Superheroden.com.

First, the runners-up. The first comes courtesy dasbookpimp:

It is a cheap time in Gotham City. Koalas run rampant through the streets. Absent for years, the time has come for the Batman to rise and prevent his greatest enemy from sending the people of Gotham. Aiding the hero in his quest is a cast of characters including Catwoman, Commissioner Gordon, and Phil.

Ah yes, those dark days when koalas threatened the people of Gotham, and Batman had to call upon his greatest ally: Phil.

Next we have one from BubbaShelby, who chronicles the Gotham Religious Riots of 2003, when the Quakers fought for the city block by block with the Mormons, who were led by their current standard bearer:

It is a grouchy time in Gotham City. Quakers run rampant through the streets. Absent for years, the time has come for the Batman to rise and prevent his greatest enemy from probing the people of Gotham. Aiding the hero in his quest is a cast of characters including Catwoman, Commissioner Gordon, and Mitt Romney.

And finally here’s the winning entry by Joshua Raymond:

It is a surreal time in Gotham City. Sea monkeys run rampant through the streets. Absent for years, the time has come for the Batman to rise and prevent his greatest enemy from massaging the people of Gotham. Aiding the hero in his quest is a cast of characters including Catwoman, Commissioner Gordon, and Abraham Lincoln.

I’m pretty sure Batman actually did team up with Lincoln once in the comics…probably sometime in the fifties. There was some weird crap going on back then.

Also, it’s kind of a dick move for Batman to prevent his enemy from giving massages to the people of Gotham. After everything they’ve been through, what with being conquered by Mumbly Joe and having a nuclear weapon detonated six miles from the city which must have given radiation sickness to thousands, they could use a rub-down.