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Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to

Submitted by: 3B

“From my local TRU. I don’t think he has a spring-loaded anything.”


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  1. I can about accept a stock-zombie could be fooled. I mean, it's reasonable to accept anyone alien with a banana alternation ability not apperceive the aberration amid Booster Gold or a Batman bad-guy. Shite, that Mer-Man bandy out was absolute conniving.

  2. dayraven

    i'm telling you MBB, my suspicion is that most of these are comitted either by employees themselves, or friends of employees who conspire to "stick it to the man."

  3. Misterbigbo

    Ok, seriously now? Half the time I see these posts I can almost believe a stock-zombie could be fooled. I mean, it’s reasonable to assume someone unfamiliar with a comic series might not know the difference between Booster Gold or a Batman bad-guy. Shite, that Mer-Man swap out was downright conniving.

    But this? Cripes, anyone with eyes and at least a passing knowledge of the last quarter century of popular culture oughta have a fighting chance of noticing this peg-turd.

    Goddam, TRU.

  4. Bigbot

    They didn't even have the decency to switch it with a non-spring loaded Robocop?

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