As most die-hard Joe fans already know, Sargent Slaughter is the 2010 San Diego Comic Con exclusive for the G.I. Joe line. This is both awesome and maddening, because you’re either going to have to go way out of your way at the convention to try and get one (and you probably will fail anyway) or you’ll have to be lucky enough to get one when it pops up on Hasbro Toy Shop after the convention. To make things even harder, good old Sarge comes in two flavors, regular:

And extra gunny:

I prefer the regular version myself, due to the G.I. Joe title belt. It just makes sense that a guy like Sargent Slaughter, who solves every problem that comes his way by wrestling, would have his own title belt unique to his special military division. It’s also nice that he comes with a mic, so he can taunt Cobra for several minutes before putting them in a figure four leg lock or whatever it is that wrestlers do.