Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Poe’s Note: …and by “goes bananas” I mean, “somehow gains Franklin Richards’ reality-altering abilities in order to remake the Fantastic Four with his preferred line-up and constumes.” —PG

Submitted by: TS

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: Meister Shake

Notes: What the hell is that, you ask? Why, it’s Beat from the videogame Jet Set Radio, of course! Someone put a ten-year-old figure based on an obscure videogame (well, I’ve never heard of it, anyway) in this Green Lantern package. And of course, no one at the store noticed or cared. Side note: Doc Thomas would like it known that this videogame was banned in Australia for its glorification of graffiti.

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: DB

DB writes: “If you were going to steal a “free” (worthless) bonus t-former, why would it be Rodimus? Karmic payback: Eternity for this troll will be spent in an RV with no electricity, parked in the shadow of a Peterbilt rig truck!”

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: ET

Found on the pegs at: Walmart

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: Geeky Vixen

Why am I nearly certain, without even checking, that Iron Man actually was  a member of the Fantastic Four at one point? Anyway, apparently this troll needed a new girlfriend. –PG

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: LM

Found at: Walmart

Submitted for your disapproval by Poester JW:

Writes JW: “Porter Ranch, CA.  No explanation needed.  I told a manager and he said they had to sell ’em anyway.  Mind blowing.”