Toy Aisle Trolls > Hall of Fame Edition

A few of you sent me the story about a mother-and-son team who stole more than $2 million in toys from various retailers across the country.

Michael Pollara, 46, and his 70-year-old mother, Margaret Pollara, were charged with stealing merchandise from 31 Toy R Us stores in Florida alone.

Authorities alleged that the pair would shoplift using the “box stuffing” method that involves emptying the box of a cheaper item in the store and filling it with more expensive goods.

They would then pay the box’s lower sticker price at checkout.

Authorities charged that the son usually switched the toys while his mother acted as a lookout, the Associated Press reports.

The goods were then allegedly sold online, the AP reports. At the time of the arrest, according to court documents, Pollara had more than $900,000 in eBay and PayPal accounts.

Authorities said they were able to track the son’s movements across the country because he used a Toys R Us rewards card for his purchases.

He used a rewards card? Seriously?

Anyway, here’s the silver lining to this story: maybe getting fleeced to the tune of $2 million will finally encourage big-box stores to create some policies to minimize toy aisle trollage. I mean, probably not, but maybe.

Toy Aisle Trolls > Leechhead

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: T16SkyHopp

Found this at my local TRU. The troll swapped out the red ninja and replaced it with an old Beachhead. I know that it seems like everyone is a ninja, but this is taking it a bit far. Correct one is on top, swapped is the bottom.

Toy Aisle Trolls > Ninja? No. Dance Machine? Hells yeah!

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

I have no idea what’s wrong with the figures in this package, but I’ll take Meister Shake‘s word that it’s an example of a TAT. What I love about it is how the guy on the right is BUSTIN’. Snake Eyes and the other dude are all stiff, but that man is getting down with his bad self and doesn’t care who knows it. I respect that. Shine on, guy.

Toy Aisle Trolls > Negatron

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: 3B

“Found this at a Kmart here in Miami. Pure class.”

Toy Aisle Trolls > Transformers Crime

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: SL

Should look like:

Poe’s Note: I think the orange in SL’s pics is due to the photo, not the packaging or troll activity.

Toy Aisle Trolls > Barren-ess

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Baroness, Cobra Librarian

Submitted by: CT

CT writes: “This is an odd thing I found in a Tallahassee Walmart. The figure is a Baroness from the Valor v. Venom line (if I recall correctly) from several years back in the package of a Rise of Cobra Baroness. Makes no sense to me, but whatever.”

Toy Aisle Trolls > Bubble Trouble

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: MM

I ordered a Supergirl vs. She-Ra two pack from toysrus.com a few weeks ago and someone replaced She-Ra’s head and accessories with those from Bubble Power She-Ra. I’ve seen this a few times in store, but never from something I’ve bought over the Internet.

Karmic Curse: May you lose all your teeth, except for one, and that one should hurt.

Toy Aisle Trolls > Lion No

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: AmericanHyena

Walmart in Porter Ranch, CA.  Lion-O’s been hitting the Nair.

Karmic Curse: May you live in a house with a hundred rooms, and may each room have its own bed, and may you wander every night from room to room, and from bed to bed, unable to sleep.

Toy Aisle Trolls > “There’s Something In That Package, And It Ain’t No Spirit Iron-Knife”

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: 3B

I found this one at Ross about month ago. Went back there yesterday and needless to say, it’s still there.

Karmic Curse: May you grow two more hands to scratch all your itches.

Toy Aisle Trolls > BeachHead & Wild Bill’s Bogus Journey

Toy Aisle Trolls is a feature highlighting acts of vandalism to in-store toy items. If you find a ruined package, a stolen figure, a swapped-out figure, or any other such acts, take a photo (cell phone photos are fine if they’re not blurry) and email them to poe@poeghostal.com.

Submitted by: makelittlesharks

Found this amalgamation of Marvel Universe and G.I. Joe Comic Packs at a Toys’R’Us in Florida. I read alot of Marvel G.I. Joe comics back in the day but somehow missed BeachHead and Wild Bill’s  “Greatest Battle.” This took some thought on the Troll’s part, considering how the transplanted figures slightly resemble BeachHead & Wild Bill, who are from two different Comic Packs. He wasn’t brave enough to put the comic book in facing the right way, though.

Karmic Curse: May you grow so wealthy you can afford the finest hospice care.