Any questions for Mattel? (Read post before commenting)

OK, read carefully this time, folks.

Mattel traditionally gives humorous answers for their April 1 Ask Mattel, followed by the real answers the next day.

This time, I say we forego the real questions (and real answers) and ask some April 1-style questions of our own. So go wild. Now, I’ll tell you right now, I will not submit any questions like, “Where exactly does forcing fans to overpay for shoddy QC and unwanted paint schemes fit into your overall scheme for world domination?” or similarly bitchy snark. Not interested.

What I want to see is stuff like this:

  • “The Skystriker SDCC set looks great. Will you also be making one with a Wind Raider color scheme?”
  • “Does He-Man have to use any special ointment to prevent a rash from that furry underwear?”
  • “I bought that He-Man with the furry cape. Great figure, but the bio says he lost to John Cena in Wrestlemania 22. But John Cena isn’t even an Evil Warrior! Who’s writing these bios?”

Questions are due by 11:59pm Sunday, March 13.

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11 Comments

  1. Poe

    Questions have been submitted!

  2. Barbecue17

    Will the implementation of features like electronics, metal springs, and magnets on future exclusives be augmented any because of the international shipping issues involved? I understand the problem with metal springs and electronics, but what is the problem with magnets? Do countries other than the USA have magnets? How do magnets work, anyways? Is there a difference in Eternian magnets?

  3. Plippy Ploppy Cheese

    Does He-man wear underpants under his furry underpants?

  4. Scott

    What color is poop on Eternia? Is Stinkor's the worst? Will this be addressed in upcoming bios?

  5. dlia wrote:

    If you were to release a “Soundtrack of Heavy Metal Inspired by Masters of the Universe” which bands would you choose? Power metal (cheesecake) bands like Manowar and Stratovarius?

    Don't forget about Mastodon!

  6. dlia

    If you were to release a "Soundtrack of Heavy Metal Inspired by Masters of the Universe" which bands would you choose? Power metal (cheesecake) bands like Manowar and Stratovarius?

  7. dlia

    How about a Josh/Songster Breast Cancer Awareness 2 pack?

  8. dlia

    Can we get a Conan O'Brien Flaming H figure in MOTU Classics?

  9. dlia

    Is Jeremy Padawer or Aaron Archer taking over Masters of the Universe Classics once Scott moves permanently over to Movie Masters?

  10. Part of me feels that its kinda dumb to say one head is gay and one head is straight, but I'm always good for a laugh.

    I think the "straight" head is the mustacioed one and the "ghey" hed is the tiara.

  11. tornado

    When are we going to expect a 3 3/4 line of MOTUC in retail?

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